Jesus_Sloth @Jesus_Sloth
Become enriched with the holy sloth spirit by following today. ( ͡º ͜ʖ ͡º) Joined January 2014-
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Months of hibernation *wakes up*, seconds of realisation life is still shit. Back to sleep for me the sloth. Peace fuckers.
The holy sloth has awoken from a years slumber.
If you're having a bad day pray to Jesus sloth for a blessing.
According to old legends, the holy sloth can eat 2 whole leaves without sleeping! #urbanlegends
The three toed sloth is better than the two toad sloth in that is has an extra toe! #factsaboutsloths
Just like door knobs, sloths can't drive cars.
Much like skrillex, sloths aren't astronauts!
Sloths can't sign up for Obamacare. #TheMoreYouKnow
Much like wallpaper, sloths can't fly! #TheMoreYouKnow
Dayum, the holy sloth had to save some orphans but now I'm back lel.
@angelicalily329 Sloths don't experience bad luck. We are supreme beings, something your human mind can not understand.
@angelicalily329 Then you shall have a 1000 years of bad luck.
@angelicalily329 Only if you're prepared to give your soul to us, if you're prepared to live a sloth life at a whopping speed of 0.6MPH!
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@Jesus_Sloth pls let me be one of u
@angelicalily329 The holy sloth has no "love" for those who are not committed to our ways of life. You primitive human swine.
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