@jetdingo.bsky.social @JetDingo

Please take everything I say as a joke except when it applies to you, in which case take it very seriously and be offended. Australia Joined December 2009

Tweets

2K
Followers

622
Following

429
Likes

2K

@jetdingo.bsky.social @JetDingo

a year ago

"Boomers have successfully screwed all subsequent generations with their greed and sense of entitlement."

0 0 4 201 0

@jetdingo.bsky.social @JetDingo

2 years ago

Do any of my followers need bluesky invite codes still? Got a couple to hand out to more furs keen to get on bluesky.

2 0 2 487 0

Download Image

@jetdingo.bsky.social @JetDingo

2 years ago

Draw your own conclusions.

0 0 2 335 0

Download Image

@jetdingo.bsky.social @JetDingo

2 years ago

Everytime I watch American disaster movies, I always think "Gee, one day Australia is really going to regret not having air raid sirens when inevitably a natural disaster hits us" At least we won't know it's coming.

1 0 3 383 0

@jetdingo.bsky.social @JetDingo

2 years ago

Twitter experience currently is: Is this artist over on BlueSky yet? No? Fuuuuuuuuuuuu

0 0 0 135 0

@jetdingo.bsky.social @JetDingo

2 years ago

A story in two parts. Regulator approves huge jump in the price of electricity, sighting increased costs to supply, making electricity unaffordable to thousands of people. Power companies report 'record profits' to shareholders.

1 0 3 212 0

@jetdingo.bsky.social @JetDingo

2 years ago

Why is tertiary education hidden behind a paywall?

0 0 2 130 0

@jetdingo.bsky.social @JetDingo

2 years ago

The topics we choose not to talk or even think about will be the same ones that ensure we become the architects of our own demise.

0 0 0 160 0

Download Image

@jetdingo.bsky.social @JetDingo

2 years ago

Pajamas. YouTube of a fireplace. Sorted night.

0 0 3 208 0

Download Image

@jetdingo.bsky.social @JetDingo

2 years ago

Normal people cant even afford to pay their rent, but rich mf's that be going around buying $20k licence plates. jfc

0 0 0 131 0

Download Image

@jetdingo.bsky.social @JetDingo

2 years ago

PC cases, AKA household dust magnets, are such a pain to keep clean. Jeez, I went through so much compressed air 💀

1 0 3 285 0

Download Image

@jetdingo.bsky.social @JetDingo

2 years ago

Being a wrecker must be an amazing job. You sit behind a desk all day and overcharge people for rusting car parts that you probably acquired for free or for very little. You never answer the phone, reply to emails, or even take good photos of the products you're trying to sell

1 0 2 199 0

@jetdingo.bsky.social @JetDingo

2 years ago

I wonder how many more years it'll be before Australia is looking back and saying "Hmm, in hindsight we probably should have made electric cars more affordable for lower middle Australians"

1 0 8 194 0

@jetdingo.bsky.social @JetDingo

2 years ago

Being a kid is like life's 'trial period'. Then you become an adult and realise the ongoing subscription costs are untenable, and there was a heap of fine print no one ever told you about.

0 0 5 172 1

@jetdingo.bsky.social @JetDingo

2 years ago

Real talk. I'm getting just a tiny bit frustrated applying for jobs I'm qualified for and receiving zero communication in return. In what universe is that considered a professional way to conduct recruitment into senior leadership roles?

1 0 4 172 0

@jetdingo.bsky.social @JetDingo

2 years ago

Wanted to let everyone know before they make it 'illegal' to post about it on Twitter... or whatever this place is called now.

1 0 3 201 0

Download Image

@jetdingo.bsky.social @JetDingo

2 years ago

It's a vibe.

3 0 8 316 0

Download Image

@jetdingo.bsky.social @JetDingo

2 years ago

First time I've felt like recording in months. Apparently that's also exactly the same day as some tradie has been sent around to make a fuck load of noise. Oh boy, I just love renting.

1 0 4 214 0

@jetdingo.bsky.social @JetDingo

2 years ago

There isn't a labor shortage in Australia. The government only supports mass immigration because it pads out the numbers, and it keeps real estate impossibility overpriced making the rich, even richer.