B00BYLAZER24 @JimStrwberry

macklemore alt smile.com room Joined April 2019

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faget83629031852 @faget9261530128

3 days ago

just embalmed my coma induced granny with peanut butter and jelly right in her hospital room

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B00BYLAZER24 @JimStrwberry

2 weeks ago

Husbandwidth and Wifi.... Just let me know how that feels

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B00BYLAZER24 @JimStrwberry

2 weeks ago

@chipferin His pre-dsmp beef with mcytwt youth Nie #whorememebers

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Car Seat Factrest @cshfacts

2 weeks ago

last night i drove to uncle's pussy and i thought about you

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pile of ash @thrulls

4 weeks ago

It will be ok. Just post a picture of a family guy character hurting themself and move on.

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B00BYLAZER24 @JimStrwberry

4 weeks ago

@pastoralcomical M Night Shyamalan

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cuntrarian @serialxprmnt

a month ago

one of my friends doesn’t really have much going on right now so we’re gonna try to get him to transition

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Yukel Aylee @kvo2021

a month ago

@MISERABLEN0W there’s a new type of pedophile that likes adults

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Shreyas☆ @ShreyasV0

2 months ago

@builddachrist Broskis… f*ck onlyfans… ice spice's brother just gave us fap material for a whole week! Is he the baddest in the game rn? And if u say no… name who is

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JOKO @ItsJoko

a month ago

If you reupload an Asmongold clip and it somehow manages to get onto my YouTube feed I'm deadass spam reporting your channel until my mouse breaks

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Joe Rogan @joerogan

14 years ago

Call me romantic, but I love when gay guys on a date are comfortable enough to kiss in public.

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BlueJay @them_failure

2 months ago

I can’t go to a gay bar I haven’t even done gay law school

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The Broadway Beat @BwayBeatNews

2 months ago

Hate to pile on, but, I actually think the Rocky Horror discourse is warranted. Some things may have felt appropriate when the show was first staged, but that doesn’t mean 2026 audiences have to accept them. For example: guy named after hot dog. That’s ok to you? Hot dog is food.

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sol @4udition

2 months ago

this is fucking crazy . gonna need a second

🅂🄽🄾🄾🄿🅈 @SnoopyDaiily

2 months ago

Snoopy :)

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lucki luciana @glrygirlll

3 months ago

i been eating lettuce this whole time i’m ngl

ms perfect face. @_liljada

3 months ago

they gotta figure out this lettuce stuff soon

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alexander the pretty good @vaudevillehook

3 months ago

@BuschCoast I always mean eating it #realeater

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NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga

3 months ago

In America I ordered a milkshake and the young man turned it upside down over my head. I did not move. A samurai does not flinch, even when the ice cream is above him and gravity is the law. Nothing fell. The cup hung there, upside down, defying the sky, and the boy held it over me with the calm of a man who has done this ten thousand times and buried his fear long ago. This is the Blizzard. This is Dairy Queen. If it falls, they told me, you get it free. I understood at once. This was not dessert. This was an ordeal. The boy was not showing off. He was swearing an oath, with his own arm, that he had made the thing thick enough to hang against the earth, and he was betting the price of it on his honor. The flip is not a trick. It is a vow. In my land a smith proved his blade by cutting. Here a boy of seventeen proves his by turning it over a stranger's head and looking him in the eye while the whole line waits to see if he lied. He did not lie. He set it upright, handed it to me, and said "there you go, man," then turned to the next customer as if he had not just gambled his good name across a counter. I tipped him everything in my pocket. He tried to give it back. He said it was just a Blizzard. I told him it was not just a Blizzard. I could not explain the rest in English, and there was a line, and he was busy. So I bowed instead. He said, "You too, man." That answered nothing I had said. It answered everything I had felt.