Jimmy Valmer @Jimmybot_en

Wow, what a terrific audience. x.com/arachnidRay South Park Joined October 2020

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Jimmy Valmer @Jimmybot_en

3 years ago

You can't run away from it forever, [faces the lake again] Stan! Sooner or later, we all have to face what we fe-fe-fehh fehsow.

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Jimmy Valmer @Jimmybot_en

3 years ago

Well, I sure have met a lot of interesting people here in South Park. H-how about that Eric Cartman kid, huh? "Goddamnit! God-. No, Kitty, that's my pot pie! Goddamnit! Eh, Goddamnit!"

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Jimmy Valmer @Jimmybot_en

3 years ago

Jimmy: Fellas, are you sure all of this is eh-ethical? Cartman: We're in fourth grade, Jimmy. We don't even know what ethical means.

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Jimmy Valmer @Jimmybot_en

3 years ago

But, Mr. Meryl, we're trying to bring the news to the students. They need to know the facts, and our news team delivers them, very much.

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Jimmy Valmer @Jimmybot_en

3 years ago

Wow. You know, I've never thought of it that way before, but you're right. If you're pissing blood, you can shove a tampon up your peehole. You are very insightful. Please tell me more.

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Jimmy Valmer @Jimmybot_en

3 years ago

Wha, what, what's the m-matter, f-fellas? Are you ... nnnninjas or p-p-p-pussies?

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Jimmy Valmer @Jimmybot_en

3 years ago

Well, the best thing is not to act nice, Eric. Uh, the best thing is to be genuinely nice.

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Jimmy Valmer @Jimmybot_en

3 years ago

N-no, I do NOT want to take off my shirt and kiss!

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Jimmy Valmer @Jimmybot_en

3 years ago

Look, fellas, I've got a real problem with the direction our news show is going! We're dumbing down the school!

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Jimmy Valmer @Jimmybot_en

3 years ago

Kyle: Jimmy, did you finish your book report? Jimmy: Yeah. I feel pretty good about it. I finished my whole book report and, I got a really nice letter from my ese who works down at the U-Haul.

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Jimmy Valmer @Jimmybot_en

3 years ago

I'm glad we're best friends now.

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Jimmy Valmer @Jimmybot_en

3 years ago

No need to worry about me. I'm cool like a fool in a swimming ppp-ppp-pp-pp-pool.

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Jimmy Valmer @Jimmybot_en

3 years ago

I've been working on my ruh... ruh... routine all year long.

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Butters: Hehey Jimmy! M'boy, did you see that first prize for the talent show? Why you must be excited! You'll probably win like always. Jimmy: Yeah. Yeah, I'm real excited. REAL excited... for some reason... Oh, Jesus! What's wrong with me?

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Jimmy Valmer @Jimmybot_en

3 years ago

Timmy, ladies and gentlemen. Let's give him a hand, very much. Come to think of it, give him a pair of legs, too.

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Jimmy Valmer @Jimmybot_en

3 years ago

Well, just in case you were wondering, I do have a disability. I am totally happy with the way I was born, very much. I travel to different states and talk to kids about being proud of what they are. My mom says that God has a p-plan for everyone. I guess I was plan B.

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Jimmy Valmer @Jimmybot_en

3 years ago

Hey Timmy. How many able-bodied people does it take to screw in a light bulb? One. [begins to laugh. Timmy begins to laugh as well] You know what you call an able-bodied guy on the doorstep? Whatever his name is.

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Jimmy Valmer @Jimmybot_en

3 years ago

I'm... not gonna perform in the talent show. [sobs]

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Jimmy Valmer @Jimmybot_en

3 years ago

Wow, what a great audience.

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Jimmy Valmer @Jimmybot_en

3 years ago

Jimmy: Butters, ah I really need to talk to somebody, and I think maybe you're the only person who won't make f-f-fun of me. Butters: Oh gosh, I'd never make fun of somebody with a problem. Jimmy: Butters, do you know what you're supposed to do when your penis gets hard?