I’ve been single for so long that when I get a boyfriend (specifically an athlete/someone with great thighs), I won't know what to do. What do they eat? How many hours do they sleep? Do I have to take them for a walk? Do I have to put a microchip in them?
@JoanneOR_Ox - Get a rescued one, they will be microchipped already. - No excessive exercise for an hour before or after food (Gastric Torsion) - They adore going for spins in the car. - Great at napping/roaching/snuggling on the couch. - A bf is for life (sometimes) not just for lockdown
@JoanneOR_Ox They eat everything in the fridge, they sleep an awful lot and they don’t like actual fresh air. 🤣 Not sure about the microchip 😅
@JoanneOR_Ox Now that’s a genius idea @JoanneOR_Ox Microchip!
@JoanneOR_Ox They come in many varieties, but don't worry, you'll figure it out. As you have with every challenge you've faced. 🙂⭐
@JoanneOR_Ox I don’t really know because it’s decades since I had a boyfriend 😂😂but I think that the above worries might be the least of your worries 😳😳😂😂😂