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I need one of those kim kardashian jobs where they pay me for living
I got sent out of class once at school. The teacher yelled at me, "What would your parents say if I called them?" I replied, "Hello?"
School ain’t testing nothing but my ability to not murder someone
How do people even fucking sleep with night lights my room needs to be as dark as my soul
Maybe your dick is so small because you shoved 2/3 of it into your personality
Do you ever see a person you used to be friends with and you’re like “glad i got the fuck outta that one”