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Congratulations Kane 👏🏻

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mooresy @jamesmoores_

2 days ago

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@FrankEra_ It'll be Eddie howe or antonio conte and I wouldn't expect either of them to last longer than 14 months tbh

@Jasoncu51469699 How’s that looking after today? Muppet. Can’t see that 900m on companies house, whoops

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@markgoldbridge Your just using this to your advantage now. So toxic and inappropriate.

@AcademyScoop Reminds me of Paul pogba this. That was agent driven and look how his career turned out in the end!

Aaaannnnnnd there it is. £65m for Jackson, £45m for Garnacho and £7.5m for Martinez £117m, which JUST SO HAPPENS to be what they "sold" Rogers for. Fragrant open book cheating of transfer rules Chelsea agree deal to sign Aston Villa goalkeeper Martinez skysports.com/football/live-…

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indykaila News @indykaila

2 months ago

Exclusive 💣 ▪️Multiple left back targeted 🎯 ▪️Mystery loan striker options 🫣 Manchester United are going back in for Lewis Hall, and this time it’s personal. Sources close to the deal confirm the Red Devils will make one final, aggressive contact with Newcastle after

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If this message finds you on August 6 or 7, it’s a sign that a big miracle is coming to you. The worst is 100% over. The person who shares this post will receive their dream manifestation on August 8—during the 8:8 Portal. This portal has the power to manifest anything you want.

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chaotic memes @memechaotic

3 months ago

Scrolling before bed is a gift.

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In Germany, a talented 14-year-old earns his club money. In America, his parents pay the club $15,000 a year. That single inversion explains why "we will not" is the most accurate line ever written about US soccer. FIFA built a global system for this. Training compensation and solidarity payments send a cut of every transfer fee back to the clubs that developed the player, from age 12 onward. Develop one future pro and your academy gets paid for a decade. Barcelona's La Masia, Ajax, every Bundesliga academy runs on this logic. The kid is the asset. US Soccer refuses to enforce those rules. When Seattle's Crossfire Premier claimed its $60,000 share of DeAndre Yedlin's transfer to Tottenham, it got nothing. Claims on the Dempsey and Bradley transfers died partly because the federation couldn't even produce the youth training records. So American clubs earn zero dollars when a kid turns pro. They earn when a kid enrolls. Which makes the parent the customer, and the product is whatever keeps the parent writing checks: travel tournaments, hotel weekends, $500 showcase events, private training at $100 an hour. Elite pathways run $8,000 to $20,000 a year. A comparable academy spot in Italy costs about 120 euros. Follow the incentive one level deeper and it gets darker. A club dependent on fees can't cut its weakest paying players, so rosters optimize for retention over development. The scouting pool shrinks to families who can afford the cliff, which appears around age 11, exactly when development matters most. The country runs a talent filter sorted by household income instead of ability. Every four years someone proposes fixing this. The proposal always requires the people profiting from the $15,000 model to vote themselves out of business. They will not.

dandelion georgism 🔰🏗 @DandyGeorgism

4 months ago

“And every four years when the World Cup comes around, we will say that we’d dominate if we had a stronger youth program.” “And will we develop a stronger youth program?” “We will not.”

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The new Jackass is out and it’s really the finale of millennial youth. To understand Jackass is to understand millennial men. First and foremost, Jackass is outside and it’s doing dumb stuff. It happens in the real world. It is people doing things that come from a deep, deep sense of boredom. You don’t taser your friends nuts if you have a magic dopamine box in your pocket 24/7. You couldn’t understand the anticipation of a friend doing something dumb in 2005. The monotony and nothingness of banal regular life being cut through instantly by your friend getting pushed in a shopping cart into the hedges of an Episcopalian church so they launch like a catapult. This was our youth. These were our people. After the dot com boom and 9/11 and the war in Iraq, there was a nihilism and sadness in the country. Jackasss came in to fill that void. Fuck everything, they said, have fun with your homies. Terrorize corny people. Have fun with your homies. You can see a tinge of sadness in all of their eyes. Even for them, the kings of risk, they know they can’t gamble with their bodies anymore. But there’s something more than that. There’s a sense now that it also wouldn’t be worth it. I. 2003 if you punched your dwarf friend with a giant boxing glove, you made fifty million people laugh for years. Now maybe you get a few hours. These are samurai that would do this to their death if we wanted them to. But the payoff now would be so fleeting, what is the point. They are not afraid, they are sad. Values have changed. They are shogun in a world that doesn’t need them. And that’s ok. That’s getting old. And we always knew this was coming. Their theme song, the classic twang of a telecaster, is Corona by the band Minutemen. It’s a sad song about how greed and excess of America pillaged Latin America. And that was there all along, just below surface, ready to be some metaphor for the jackass journey; the sad clown is just sad when the show is over.

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dandelion georgism 🔰🏗 @DandyGeorgism

4 months ago

“And every four years when the World Cup comes around, we will say that we’d dominate if we had a stronger youth program.” “And will we develop a stronger youth program?” “We will not.”

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When this dropped, Riff Raff officially won me over

@AabirBaloc72816 It’s 0

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big t @pureuranium

8 months ago

the way he looks at the camera like a scene from the office im in tears

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Hardest reverse sequence of all time 😱