JoeHaydu @JoeHaydu
Engineer, miscreant, clean source of renewable snark. he/him @[email protected] Joined October 2008-
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Happy Trans Visibility Day!
here is a full preview of the cover and first three pages of Cannibal Man everyone at the $10 and up level will get access to a high res digital version (see bio for link). it will be available for print at a later date and time. 1/
Everyone with any sort of good taste should check this out and sign up
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“Don't join the book burners. Don't think you're going to conceal faults by concealing evidence that they ever existed. Don't be afraid to go in your library and read every book.” Dwight D. Eisenhower, born on this day in 1890
Hostage-taking of civilians is a war crime. What we’re witnessing in the Middle East right now are multiple war crimes. Some of us condemn war crimes there, regardless of whether the perpetrators are Israeli or Palestinian. Some only condemn war crimes by Palestinians.
Hostage-taking of civilians is a war crime. What we’re witnessing in the Middle East right now are multiple war crimes. Some of us condemn war crimes there, regardless of whether the perpetrators are Israeli or Palestinian. Some only condemn war crimes by Palestinians.
Hammer time!
republican 1: I’m going to take down the speaker! speaker: no you’re not, bitch republicans 2-8: yes we are dems: do you want to talk about how we could save you speaker: no you fucking commie slut idiot *LATER THAT DAY* conservatives: how dare the democrats do this
Apparently, the difference between Kevin McCarthy and a Hoover vacuum cleaner is that one spends years sucking at their job, and one only spends about 8.5 months
Please forward this flyer if you are in the Austin area. I really appreciate all of your help.
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Slipper the Penguin ebook is now available for pre order! resiliencymentalhealth.com/2023/09/06/sli…
To celebrate the upcoming launch of #Starfield I'm giving away a limited edition headset and controller combo! 🎮🎧 To enter: ✅ Be A Follower ♥ Like This Tweet 🔁 Retweet This Tweet That's it! One winner will be chosen this Friday at 10:00PM ET / 2:00AM UTC. Good luck! 🚀
This seems like a great time to remind people that I've got two invites to a place with bluer skies if anyone needs one.
I have spent years in the trenches of social media, battling all manner of MRA, inches, extremists. It is an art form to respond in ways that are effective. I'm here to tell you that @barbiethemovie is the most powerful act of gender aikido that I have EVER seen on film. /1
If anyone is looking for an invite to the place where the sky is blue, let me know.
He could have just clarified the species of bird….animalcorner.org/birds/birds-th…
I took 1 star reviews of #Barbie from furious men on letterboxd and put them on the posters because it makes the film seem ever cooler.
Watching "The Hobbit" with the 5 year old because I've raised him right and that's what he wanted as a reward for doing his chores.
This was great until your weird uncle showed up, I’m leaving now.
This was great until your weird uncle showed up, I’m leaving now.
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Dusty Gozongas @VitiaEtMores
394 Followers 275 Following Your favorite dancer at the Wild Wild Chest. Also a plumber. I will not brook Jeff Skinner or Casey Mittelstadt slander. #GoatheadsForever
miss gender @girldrawsghosts
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Colin Robinson @ColinAndEV
859 Followers 512 Following Just a normal dude who once blocked the Lincoln Tunnel
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Dr Annie Hickox @DrAnnieHickox
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Stephen Guy-Bray @SGUYBRAY
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O Goobermunch mine. @OGoobermunch
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Stephen A. Boyd, Ph.D.. @StephenABoydPh1
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48 Followers 301 Following assionate about travel life and work Business woman丨golf丨swimming 丨hiking 丨 food 丨 camping 丨 Kind, motivated young single mom
Stanford Giles @StanfordGiles10
66 Followers 341 Following The right state of mind, the mood will be good, good mood, you will be happy, you know, there is nothing in life is unable to pass.
Fa ye @CherylStrauss18
306 Followers 1K Following I like swimming, fitness, shopping, reading and traveling, I want to find a true friendship, I refuse porn
Juliana @ojelenu
655 Followers 7K Following I enjoy golf, fitness, reading and currently live and work in Miami. I love being social because we can learn a lot from each other.
not active @weirdnerdonline
349 Followers 342 Following Mighty morphin' goblin stranger. Autistic parent. Left politics non-binary they/them
Lina🇺🇸 @tmarshiangirl
876 Followers 5K Following You have to believe that you are a beautiful landscape. Be a strong woman who loves life, food, fitness, travel and career😄
Linda @lindagxfc
267 Followers 2K Following Love Twitter, it has shown us a lot of fun and a lot of knowledge. Really hate the bots that clutter up our social circles
Hamza Man @a_verrechia3108
7 Followers 61 Following
AnnaSova @AnnaSova17
2K Followers 2K Following Will always support public education & public healthcare. Pro-vax. Anti-UCP, refuse to respect convoyites. Deal with it.
James C.Coyne @CoyneoftheRealm
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Even Worse Medical Ta.. @BadMedTakes
38 Followers 128 Following You’ve heard of BadMedicalTakes well here’s the worst of the worst. DM or @ me for submissions. #MedTwitter
lacrossemom5 @lacrossemom5
6K Followers 5K Following 🏳️🌈 pro-abortion #womensrightsarehumanrights 🟧
West Coast Lass @Liv_F
2K Followers 4K Following (Re)Tweeting #ClimateAction, govt inconsistency. Non-partisan. Usually snarking. #StopTMX she/her Not looking. Offline between 8 a.m. and 3 p.m.
Chris Holt @Chrismholt
7K Followers 6K Following Materials scientist, programmer, and geek. I micro-fabricate one of the worlds most sensitive single crystal quartz pressure sensors. Laser collection = 9. #YEG
Primary Care Doc @primary_care_MD
1K Followers 2K Following Family Medicine & Preventative Medicine / Vaccines & Masks Work / ALLY 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈
Rory S ⚢♿ @rorystone83
176 Followers 500 Following Disabled vet (Iraq 2003-2004), widow, atheist, latina, lgbtq. Пу́тін - хуйло́!
Annie @atef_assi
249 Followers 3K Following 🇺🇸🇺🇸Short-term foreign exchange investment enthusiast, daughter, mother, romantic, loves to travel.
Mr Doctor Lawyer @MrDoctorLawyer
109 Followers 25 Following Spinning on a rock…flying through space. Have no fear.
tothestars @btlrktup
61 Followers 598 Following Amplifying other voices, and suddenly finding my own Twitter voice.IND Vote Blue like life depends on it b/c it does. #bottlerocketgirladventuresllc #LoveWins
Well, this place was .. @legalminimum
8K Followers 3K Following Now it's just overrun with nonsense. I went out with a bang, but now I'm out. If you know me IRL, find me there. If you don't, don't.
LeVar Burton @levarburton
2.1M Followers 1K Following Kunta, Geordi, Reading Rainbow Guy IG: levar.burton
Plague Doctor Wurm @NotWurm
227 Followers 579 Following Some day somebody else besides me will Call me by my stage name, they will Call me Dr. Wurm https://t.co/QYNC1xMVP3 https://t.co/09Dulihf85
Skittles is Mild Feel.. @Skittles_Is6
10K Followers 10K Following It's me. I'm Skittles. Discord: ✨Disco✨Skittles✨ disco_skittles PayPal: @ARiggs
Dusty Gozongas @VitiaEtMores
394 Followers 275 Following Your favorite dancer at the Wild Wild Chest. Also a plumber. I will not brook Jeff Skinner or Casey Mittelstadt slander. #GoatheadsForever
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Colin Robinson @ColinAndEV
859 Followers 512 Following Just a normal dude who once blocked the Lincoln Tunnel
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Captain Richard 🚀 @_CaptainRichard
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Dr Annie Hickox @DrAnnieHickox
11K Followers 10K Following Consultant Clinical Psychologist+Neuropsychologist + PhD. Private Practice/NHS 40 years. . Bennington College, Edinburgh University. 100% personal account.
Stephen Guy-Bray @SGUYBRAY
24K Followers 17K Following Professor specializing in Renaissance poetry, queer theory, & poetics. Opinions solely mine & always correct. Cis man, trans ally. 🏳️🌈
Auschwitz Memorial @AuschwitzMuseum
1.6M Followers 2K Following Former German Nazi concentration & extermination camp Auschwitz. Official account. We commemorate victims, educate about history & preserve the authentic site.
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O Goobermunch mine. @OGoobermunch
406 Followers 412 Following It’s me. The OG. I’m back. Meandering legal musings on occasion. Goobermunch in the cerulean stratosphere.
Stephen A. Boyd, Ph.D.. @StephenABoydPh1
3K Followers 2K Following Chemist; ²³³U fan; be the best father I can; Per. Table explained! prescient Chaplin quote ⬆; 0 science w/o 📐; RT≠ endorse; he/him; Opinions mine alone
Encephalogirl @EncephaloME
507 Followers 850 Following Former scientist, beekeeper, weightlifter, hiker…former everything #MECFS #PID ♿️
not active @weirdnerdonline
349 Followers 342 Following Mighty morphin' goblin stranger. Autistic parent. Left politics non-binary they/them
Smashley @SmashleyTwitch
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Erin Reed @ErinInTheMorn
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Halli @iamharaldur
286K Followers 82 Following Building 1500 wheelchair ramps in Iceland @rampur. Music @onnujonuson. Chairman @hafnarhaus. Proprietor @annajona. Previously founder/ceo @uenodotco
The Intrepid O.V.B. @ottovonbisbark
2K Followers 899 Following Same handle on Bl*e Sk*. Mama of dogs & humans. Wokest liberal twit. Tweets are absolutely legal advice and binding marriage proposals. She/her.
Longhair 🇨🇦 @LonghairCanuck
1K Followers 435 Following A dog's human. Some of my tweets are translated from my dog's barks. Trans rights are human rights. He/him
Sulman Aziz Mirza, MD.. @sulmoney
7K Followers 822 Following 🧠 triple board certified psychiatrist (adult/child & adolescent/addiction) 🎙️ content creator 🎥 | sometimes serious 😐 always authentic 💯 | very vulgar 🤬
AnnaSova @AnnaSova17
2K Followers 2K Following Will always support public education & public healthcare. Pro-vax. Anti-UCP, refuse to respect convoyites. Deal with it.
James C.Coyne @CoyneoftheRealm
10K Followers 3K Following Prof. Emeritus of Psychology @ UPenn Med Health and Science Critic Promotes robust debate and mere tolerance, allowing and promoting unresolved differences
Olivia Garard🌻 @teaandtactics
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Ryan Marino, MD @RyanMarino
102K Followers 3K Following Human Doctor • Toxicology • Addiction • Emergency • #WTFentanyl & more often just WTF • drugs are misunderstood but people are misunderstood more • he/him
Duchess Sexpert @DuchessSexpert
10K Followers 69 Following Ringmistress of the Shitshow 🎪Cara and Scarlett’s Mom 🦮Professional Self-hater 🥴 Unhinged, but make it sexy 🔥 @DollyParton Stan 👸🏼Not a real Duchess 😏
Mark Woodley @MarkWoodleyTV
23K Followers 641 Following Sports Reporter at KWWL, Husband to Rachael, Father to Gwen, Evelyn, and Cullen. Autism Dad. 2-time NSMA Iowa Sportscaster of the Year. Part time blizzard guru.
David J. Bier @David_J_Bier
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elaina @elaina_mei38
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Chris Holt @Chrismholt
7K Followers 6K Following Materials scientist, programmer, and geek. I micro-fabricate one of the worlds most sensitive single crystal quartz pressure sensors. Laser collection = 9. #YEG
Primary Care Doc @primary_care_MD
1K Followers 2K Following Family Medicine & Preventative Medicine / Vaccines & Masks Work / ALLY 🏳️⚧️ 🏳️🌈
mrs.frazzled @ms_frazzled
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176 Followers 500 Following Disabled vet (Iraq 2003-2004), widow, atheist, latina, lgbtq. Пу́тін - хуйло́!
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163 Followers 665 Following Corporate lawyer, streamer, custom keyboard builder, metalhead, bi 🏳️🌈. Views are my own, and you shouldn’t know me or my employer anyway (he/him/his)
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Eric Berger @SciGuySpace
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Joe Smith. Really. @JosephBWSmith
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Randy Milholland @choochoobear
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Carla T. Nichols @Carla_T_Nichols
6K Followers 6 Following I'm @RadioFreeTom's cat. I co-author some of his best work by being beautiful. I saved the house from a fire and am a hero. I am also generally perfect.
(And if you don’t think you have a case, then why are you threatening other people with suit?)
If you think you have a case, @JennaEllisEsq, I dare you to take him up on it.
im trying to get this wrapped up so badly but I’ve been drawing for sixteen hours straight, so im going to sleep for like 2-3 hours and get back to it the quality is just really important to me. I’m sorry for the delays
the comic is very close to being done, so you won’t hear from me until it’s ready if it ends up being too late in the day EST, I’ll wait to post it in the morning, but it’ll be up asap
@RyanMarino Big “Dan I’m calling the FBI” energy there
@mrsgrandpa69 His residency used my tweet in the court filing against him 😭
staring intently at my enemies as I slowly devour jigglypuffs face
Krispy Kreme is releasing a Pokémon donut set in Korea! Includes Pikachu, Ditto, Psyduck, Jigglypuff and Diglett! 🍩
“Mother, must you take pictures?” -Gus-Gus
I need this on a t-shirt
I still wince when I think of a friend telling me he was going to be in Kansas City and I asked him what he was doing there and he said “Going to see the Royals” and I squealed and said “Ohhh! Is it Will and Kate?” I will never forget the look of unfiltered pity he gave me.
#Royals win 8-0, following a 3-game losing streak w/a 4-game winning streak. 1-0 game until the Royals put up seven in the 9th. Seth Lugo 7IP 3H 0R. Tied a career high with 9K. Adam Frazier went over the fence for a spectacular catch/double play. Bobby Witt MLB best 4th triple
Before I forget, as of today I have successfully raised a child to the age of 18!! Happy Birthday, #1!!! @CelesteDex
I'm sorry to report we had to say goodbye to Carla today. She's been having a rough time, especially the past few days. Thanks to all of you who loved her (and for the toys and treats). I held her while she fell asleep on my shoulder. She was the best girl and we'll miss her.
Weeo and Dan are doing something that takes five minutes. Weeo said goodbye to me for 8 minutes 😂
they’ve been building this thing for like 12 years and have sunk insane amounts of money in to it. it will 100% be used for military action, and if proven reliable will 100% be integrated into police departments they’re gonna work real hard to put a fuckin railgun on this thing
@girldrawsghosts Could it be a firefighting robot dog, doing a strategic "controlled burn" of a wooded area? 🤔 I know it looks spooky, but this robot might have legitimate uses in firefighting. And yes, it could be weaponized for sinister purposes, if there aren't tightly enforced rules.
My best career advice for millennials and zoomers: take a typing class. Make the most basic and necessary physical requirement of office work effortless and fluid.
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