Joel Amstutz @JoelABAmstutz

Excuse my language, but literally F*CK all wasps. They can just all go die. They don’t serve a purpose other than fear mongering and pain. Replace them with bumblebees.

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Joel Amstutz @JoelABAmstutz

6 years ago

My copy of Mitch, Please by @KySportsRadio is supposed to come Thursday. Better finish up my current read so I can fully settle into the romp around Kentucky.

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Joel Amstutz @JoelABAmstutz

6 years ago

Unrelated to my last tweet, so far being even more of a hermit than usual has been good for the waist line.

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Joel Amstutz @JoelABAmstutz

6 years ago

Yo, whoever was the first case in Jessamine County....come onnnn. We were doing so well.

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Joel Amstutz @JoelABAmstutz

6 years ago

Everyday I feel like I should be doing something until I realize I’m doing what *should* be doing by doing nothing.

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Joel Amstutz @JoelABAmstutz

6 years ago

Alright you gym rats. Now let’s see how you do when you can only exercise at home and have to go OUTSIDE to rub. Ha, kiss your bodies goodbye. He says, eating mashed potatoes for breakfast.

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One of the hardest things is making myself care about the spread of the virus. If I get it, I’ll likely feel crummy for a bit and then be done. That’s not true for so many people though, including some in my life. I’m not living in fear, but doing my best to live with care.

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Joel Amstutz @JoelABAmstutz

6 years ago

This is the time where being a hermit becomes my greatest strength.

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Joel Amstutz @JoelABAmstutz

6 years ago

Washing your hands for 20 seconds takes at least twice as long as brushing your teeth for 2 minutes. When you consider that brushing for 2 minutes takes at least half an hour, it’s just a ridiculous standard to meet.

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Joel Amstutz @JoelABAmstutz

6 years ago

Daddy necklaces are now news network approved.

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Joel Amstutz @JoelABAmstutz

6 years ago

It would appear that turning 24 has finally helped me overcome the dislike I had for reading, instilled in me by being forced to read in school, not for education but to earn meaningless points. I even have a list of books I want to read. I’ve never had a list.

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Joel Amstutz @JoelABAmstutz

6 years ago

Life tip: Giving your two weeks and then saying you want your last day to be in three days is not giving your two weeks. Just quit on the spot.

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Joel Amstutz @JoelABAmstutz

6 years ago

First good storm of the year.

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Joel Amstutz @JoelABAmstutz

6 years ago

How is FedEx still in business? You’re gonna say my package is out for delivery, and then change the scheduled delivery day to tomorrow? Without updating anything else? Is the driver gonna be going all night? I always expect delays if I ever have to get anything through FedEx.

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Joel Amstutz @JoelABAmstutz

6 years ago

Small liberal arts colleges are the ideal place to have a class that uses We Didn’t Start the Fire by Billy Joel as the basis for its curriculum. Send tweet.