LemonSqueezer @Joey9Zero
Squeezing lemons *points Joined June 2010-
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£20 for a family of four to go 50 miles. Aircon, blinds, sliding seat, coat hook complete with USB and power sockets. This is in Poland, you need to up your game somewhat. @SouthernRailUK
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@MattChorley So this is where you're hiding. I go on holiday and you're gone from Times radio! Totally miss your angle and humour on the world, I only listened to Times because of you. Mind changing your new time on Radio5 to about middayish? There's a good chap.
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