Imagine her having to explain to her husband why she completely destroyed the marble countertops. Divorce.
@JoeyMannarinoUS This is literally the dumbest shit I’ve seen
@JoeyMannarinoUS Her washing technique explains why the knives she pulled out were dirty
@JoeyMannarinoUS @homesteader1000 News flash: it was a dude with sideburns wearing a baseball hat that cut the slots in the countertop.
@JoeyMannarinoUS This is the moment when you should stop everything and reassess your life choices.
@JoeyMannarinoUS No sensible women would want that. The disgusting debris that will fall through and get stuck in those cuts. Yuck. Every normal hygienic woman is horrified right now.
@JoeyMannarinoUS She has WAY too much time on her hands.
@JoeyMannarinoUS will ruin the kitchen flour after the third time you wash the countertops.
@JoeyMannarinoUS Well, that seemed like her husband sawing into the countertops so he’s either okay with the idea or whipped and has no say.
@JoeyMannarinoUS This is the husband who is cutting the countertop