Mustafa Ahmed @JoggingJava

Personal soliloquy account | a caffeinated marathoner | In a perpetual reverie | alum @lifeatlums’19 I Civil Servant @IRSPakistan '49th Karachi, Pakistan Joined September 2021

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The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial

a year ago

this is a masterpiece.

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Noah Giansiracusa @ProfNoahGian

a year ago

Last year I got tenure, this year I'll be a visiting scholar at Harvard, and I got a 6-figure advance to publish a book next year. In honor of these accomplishments, here's a list of embarrassing confessions revealing how dumb my brain is in many ways:

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Noah Giansiracusa @ProfNoahGian

a year ago

I seldom spell "bureaucracy" correctly on the first try.

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Istra of Glome @tillwehvfaces

a year ago

C.S. Lewis on resisting temptation

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Seo-young Silvia Kim @sysilviakim

a year ago

Academic summer

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Arifa Noor @arifanoor72

a year ago

Intezaar jaari hai…

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CoffeeWithTheClassics @CoffeewClassics

a year ago

Dostoevsky gets us.

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Mustafa Ahmed @JoggingJava

a year ago

Please share the word forms.gle/GF7qfxHzoYFtrq… Registration link 🤍

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Esha K @eshaLegal

a year ago

If you are wondering who UK's new PM @Keir_Starmer is, wait no further. This will be an interesting thread.

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sushi @tandoorinightts

a year ago

I've put more effort into this than my career

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Dream @lawofassum

a year ago

this really made it click for me

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Mustafa Ahmed @JoggingJava

a year ago

We always have been someone’s bread !

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Komal Shahid @ArmedWithWords

a year ago

Twitter, please share this!! Please pray that they find him.

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Ankita @beyondankita

2 years ago

💕

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Novelle art. @artistryhere

2 years ago

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Mustafa Ahmed @JoggingJava

2 years ago

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Mustafa Ahmed @JoggingJava

2 years ago

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sofie 𓇼 ⋆｡ @youregoodtome

2 years ago

Did you know that Hozier is exactly four Hozier hair flips tall?

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Taha @tahaactually

2 years ago

dude has seen me at my worst

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Mustafa Ahmed @JoggingJava

2 years ago

Perfect brew days at work !

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(☭) literature at kinnaird (‘26). writer, RJ, ypl (‘25). daud kamal award (2018). words in: @TFT_.
medium: @/sarajavedrathore

sara @casuaIcritique

7K Followers 443 Following (☭) literature at kinnaird (‘26). writer, RJ, ypl (‘25). daud kamal award (2018). words in: @TFT_. medium: @/sarajavedrathore

Sunshine with a strategy, branding brains 🚀

nora_loop @Vrerarra1917

9 Followers 1K Following Sunshine with a strategy, branding brains 🚀

Ken Cummerata @cummerata87142

78 Followers 3K Following

Still living in the 80s
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From Karachi With Lov... @skniazi2008

367 Followers 1K Following Still living in the 80s 🇵🇰

Educationist 🇵🇰 || A dreamer who believes in miracles✨

FK @TheFKlicious

1 Followers 157 Following Educationist 🇵🇰 || A dreamer who believes in miracles✨

Pashtoon.

(tweets are personal views).

Spogmai WaziR🇵🇰 @gulbakawli

237 Followers 1K Following Pashtoon. (tweets are personal views).

Habuf @Habuf156725

9 Followers 441 Following

Gods determine what you're going to be。

🧶🧶 @Evleawrif353

65 Followers 3K Following Gods determine what you're going to be。

Professor Arthur and his team provide cryptocurrency market analysis and earn $500 to $5,000 per day. Click to join WA:https://t.co/8xL3gI5Csj

Deon Reichert @ReichertDe37495

0 Followers 82 Following Professor Arthur and his team provide cryptocurrency market analysis and earn $500 to $5,000 per day. Click to join WA:https://t.co/8xL3gI5Csj

Fage @Fage2725

74 Followers 3K Following

ما یوسی کفر ہے اور امید ایما ن

Lone Wolf @jinnahhouse123

89 Followers 339 Following ما یوسی کفر ہے اور امید ایما ن

HedyTrevelyan @iXkw98096kbMV9

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AbigailBeard @8Z628nptYUjm5

115 Followers 4K Following

Betty @b_nunnery64

159 Followers 3K Following

Shueslearsh @Shueslearsh8Jn

23 Followers 882 Following

Dorian Von @DorianVon83549

35 Followers 667 Following

MollyCarpenter @o6An50U0GyNwV

115 Followers 3K Following

PhD Econ @UDelaware | Economist @WorldBank Previously at @CERPakistan | @CDPRPak | @LifeAtLUMS

Attique Ur Rehman @Attique_10

645 Followers 769 Following PhD Econ @UDelaware | Economist @WorldBank Previously at @CERPakistan | @CDPRPak | @LifeAtLUMS

Soughn @SoughnubI

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Thythau @ThythauEibsyv

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Tuetatar @Tuetatar65fyBG

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Procrastinator, Serving Community

Eman Fatima @nimrakay787

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Stephanie @roberson62steph

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to define is to limit.

حبیبہ @Habiba_Al1

109 Followers 488 Following to define is to limit.

CamillePollitt @xc06MjFh5KSY6

79 Followers 2K Following

the circus is unbearable now

A. @alizbashakil

5K Followers 857 Following the circus is unbearable now

Pakistan's Delegate at UN ESCAP| LUMS alum| UNH | Former UNRCO @ Sindh Assembly |

Retweets and tweets are personal

Maham Jamali @JamaliMaham

2K Followers 933 Following Pakistan's Delegate at UN ESCAP| LUMS alum| UNH | Former UNRCO @ Sindh Assembly | Retweets and tweets are personal

Remember from here on in, history has its eyes on you. #20Times

z @ZuhairAndThere

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Я друг, о котором ты никогда не пожалеешь, знаешь. Я искренен, честный, ласковый человек, и я люблю обниматься. Мне нравится показывать кому -то, что я себя ч

Deanna Dee @lucas17508

714 Followers 8K Following Я друг, о котором ты никогда не пожалеешь, знаешь. Я искренен, честный, ласковый человек, и я люблю обниматься. Мне нравится показывать кому -то, что я себя ч

well u can't be everything u wanna be b4 ur time ..

wavy @churailways

566 Followers 131 Following well u can't be everything u wanna be b4 ur time ..

Theasme @TheasmeI4dN

15 Followers 642 Following

QAU-24 | SPIR-26

طائر لاہوت🍂

ZiaUllah Amin Buneri @ziaullah_amin

272 Followers 2K Following QAU-24 | SPIR-26 طائر لاہوت🍂

• Tweets are personal opinions, not facts •

Khansha🦋 @khansha__

32K Followers 884 Following • Tweets are personal opinions, not facts •

#IT #ses #sesgirl ＠ai_enger
都内渋谷にあるIT会社で働くユメです。エンジニアの方と情報交換できたらいいなと考えています。

ユメ@IT（ses）営... @eight888_yume

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こごうみなこ @kogouminak2583

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shsha @nagamotosh24464

78 Followers 3K Following

きだゆか @kidayuka164784

72 Followers 3K Following

strawberry c @strawberr786

0 Followers 6 Following

かんなりかずえ @KNarikazue96451

74 Followers 3K Following

A day without expectations is a day without expectations. https://t.co/4d2RqVrKVn

Sasha @tokudomeer99723

89 Followers 3K Following A day without expectations is a day without expectations. https://t.co/4d2RqVrKVn

きしかなえ @kishikanae59932

66 Followers 3K Following

monarchist. otherwise modern

case of the empties @ahzaabullah

238 Followers 370 Following monarchist. otherwise modern

lolnotacop. admc/lgh ’24.

najam @nvmnjmm

347 Followers 480 Following lolnotacop. admc/lgh ’24.

Senior Accountant at Dubai Islamic Bank

Peter Robert @KevinWilli18774

702 Followers 7K Following Senior Accountant at Dubai Islamic Bank

zaranaem1 @zaranaem1

2 Followers 55 Following

handbocepse1987 @handboceps92002

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Elite Online Fitness Coach | Helped 100s of Muslims strengthen their iman and their bodies whilst eating biryani| My work is on my instagram @aranziyafitness

Aran Isik-Jones @aranziyafitness

154 Followers 2K Following Elite Online Fitness Coach | Helped 100s of Muslims strengthen their iman and their bodies whilst eating biryani| My work is on my instagram @aranziyafitness

i sexually identify as trash #SunnisAgainstSectarianViolence

مریم. @retrokajol

2K Followers 886 Following i sexually identify as trash #SunnisAgainstSectarianViolence

Parfois, la'ttente n'en finit jamais!

Mansoor Ahmad 🍁 @MansoorKhan745

3K Followers 4K Following Parfois, la'ttente n'en finit jamais!

22nd june my day
doctor to be💉
ALHAMDULILAH for everything ❤️

MEHAR ALI CHAUDHARY @MEHARALICHAUDH2

243 Followers 344 Following 22nd june my day doctor to be💉 ALHAMDULILAH for everything ❤️

🇵🇰Federal Interior Minister and Narcotics Control | Chairman PCB | President ACC | Proud Pakistani, Husband & Father. Journalism is my Passion.

Mohsin Naqvi @MohsinnaqviC42

132K Followers 491 Following 🇵🇰Federal Interior Minister and Narcotics Control | Chairman PCB | President ACC | Proud Pakistani, Husband & Father. Journalism is my Passion.

Your go-to source for business, economic and financial news analysis.

Profit @Profitpk

58K Followers 195 Following Your go-to source for business, economic and financial news analysis.

Podcast on empires and global history
A Goalhanger production with @DalrympleWill + @tweeter_anita
Current series - GAZA

Empire Podcast @EmpirePodUK

57K Followers 78 Following Podcast on empires and global history A Goalhanger production with @DalrympleWill + @tweeter_anita Current series - GAZA

Still living in the 80s
🇵🇰

From Karachi With Lov... @skniazi2008

367 Followers 1K Following Still living in the 80s 🇵🇰

Global Affairs | Neutral Voice | Sharp Takes | Narratives decoded from South Asia to the West | DM for collabs | #Geopolitics

Mansoor Ahmed Qureshi @MansurQr

155K Followers 6K Following Global Affairs | Neutral Voice | Sharp Takes | Narratives decoded from South Asia to the West | DM for collabs | #Geopolitics

Cricket Fanatic | BSc Econ & Mgmt @LSEnews | Previously @brecordernews & @maqsadpk | LLB Hons @UoLondon | Views expressed here are “strictly personal” ✈️ 🪴

Moiz Ur Rehman @MoizUrRehman_

30K Followers 752 Following Cricket Fanatic | BSc Econ & Mgmt @LSEnews | Previously @brecordernews & @maqsadpk | LLB Hons @UoLondon | Views expressed here are “strictly personal” ✈️ 🪴

Design thinking 💭 Social change 🌱 Rambling + learning about NYC 🏙️ Thinking + dreaming about 🇵🇰❤️ this space is a brain dump 🫢

Mina Niazi @minanaseemniazi

9 Followers 67 Following Design thinking 💭 Social change 🌱 Rambling + learning about NYC 🏙️ Thinking + dreaming about 🇵🇰❤️ this space is a brain dump 🫢

(she/her/ma'am/💀) Anarchist in Palestine🦋 •BDS•AbolishPrisons•feminist•queer•pansexual•vegan•witch•hermitess (no really I’m not coming to dinner)•leaf gazer🌱

Bedazzling Bearer of ... @PixieOfDeath

13K Followers 2K Following (she/her/ma'am/💀) Anarchist in Palestine🦋 •BDS•AbolishPrisons•feminist•queer•pansexual•vegan•witch•hermitess (no really I’m not coming to dinner)•leaf gazer🌱

Reports for NYTimes | Editor, The Nation | APNS Best Columnist 2024 | Author: ‘Fallout’( Penguin Random House India) 'Fall Out' (Vanguard) | Views: Personal

Salman Masood @salmanmasood

101K Followers 4K Following Reports for NYTimes | Editor, The Nation | APNS Best Columnist 2024 | Author: ‘Fallout’( Penguin Random House India) 'Fall Out' (Vanguard) | Views: Personal

Fashion Designer | Artist | Cats

Faiza. @Fizzzup

18K Followers 1K Following Fashion Designer | Artist | Cats

Diplomat by profession- tweets are personal and not official statements or policy. Retweets and followings may or may not be endorsements, context matters.

Sardar Muhammad @smkhattaks

1K Followers 233 Following Diplomat by profession- tweets are personal and not official statements or policy. Retweets and followings may or may not be endorsements, context matters.

First Lady of the United States

First Lady Melania Tr... @FLOTUS

571K Followers 27 Following First Lady of the United States

PhD Econ @UDelaware | Economist @WorldBank Previously at @CERPakistan | @CDPRPak | @LifeAtLUMS

Attique Ur Rehman @Attique_10

645 Followers 769 Following PhD Econ @UDelaware | Economist @WorldBank Previously at @CERPakistan | @CDPRPak | @LifeAtLUMS

Shahzaib Qureshi @shahzaibq12

326 Followers 779 Following

Diplomat by profession, a traveler at heart and a mother at home who loves to read when my toddler allows! Personal views here!

Ismat Hassan @Ismathassansial

1K Followers 333 Following Diplomat by profession, a traveler at heart and a mother at home who loves to read when my toddler allows! Personal views here!

Proudly served Pakistan in Berlin, Budapest, Jakarta, Damascus & Minsk. Alumni CSA, FSA, PMA (Pakistan) APCSS Hawaii 🇺🇸, Diplomatic Academy of 🇲🇾 🇩🇪 🇮🇩

Ambassador Sajjad Hai... @kachosajjadFSP

4K Followers 1K Following Proudly served Pakistan in Berlin, Budapest, Jakarta, Damascus & Minsk. Alumni CSA, FSA, PMA (Pakistan) APCSS Hawaii 🇺🇸, Diplomatic Academy of 🇲🇾 🇩🇪 🇮🇩

Pakistani diplomat in London. Views posted here are personal. often click ‘Like’ while badly missing ‘Unlike’ button.

naila israr @nailaisrar

1K Followers 2K Following Pakistani diplomat in London. Views posted here are personal. often click ‘Like’ while badly missing ‘Unlike’ button.

pspspspsps | 27

ع @chaibiskuit

892 Followers 851 Following pspspspsps | 27

🇵🇰 Diplomat|41 CTP|34 SDC.
📍First Secretary @PakinUSA;
Prvsly: Dir. (Iran&Türkiye), MoFA Isb (2022-23); First Secretary @PakinTurkey (2018-21).
Carpe Diem🍀

Ifrah Tariq @tariq_ifrah

2K Followers 1K Following 🇵🇰 Diplomat|41 CTP|34 SDC. 📍First Secretary @PakinUSA; Prvsly: Dir. (Iran&Türkiye), MoFA Isb (2022-23); First Secretary @PakinTurkey (2018-21). Carpe Diem🍀

Rida Baloch @ridabaloch_

5K Followers 911 Following Writer. Gypsy.

Pakistani. Diplomat.
Retweets may not be endorsements.

Muhammad Kamran Taj @TajMKamran

691 Followers 738 Following Pakistani. Diplomat. Retweets may not be endorsements.

Non-partisan, journalists-run platform. Sharing real-time information and analysis not propaganda. For research and consultancies: info@thekhorasandiary.com

The Khorasan Diary @khorasandiary

90K Followers 6 Following Non-partisan, journalists-run platform. Sharing real-time information and analysis not propaganda. For research and consultancies: [email protected]

I don’t know what my purpose in life is yet but that’s okay.

bubbles 🫧 @KhadijaKhar

399 Followers 101 Following I don’t know what my purpose in life is yet but that’s okay.

Global Goodwill Ambassador | Regional Academic Coordinator Oxford University Press| Researcher | Writer | Speaker #GGA #BNU #OUP

Uzma Khan @UzmaKhanoup

2K Followers 66 Following Global Goodwill Ambassador | Regional Academic Coordinator Oxford University Press| Researcher | Writer | Speaker #GGA #BNU #OUP

Resisting the urge to unleash all the Latin terms I learned in school | Lawyer

Rameen @rameensak

7K Followers 643 Following Resisting the urge to unleash all the Latin terms I learned in school | Lawyer

Chairman of Pakistan's largest business conglomerate, the Nishat Group.

Tweets by management.

Mian Mohammad Mansha @MManshaOfficial

24K Followers 226 Following Chairman of Pakistan's largest business conglomerate, the Nishat Group. Tweets by management.

to define is to limit.

حبیبہ @Habiba_Al1

109 Followers 488 Following to define is to limit.

the circus is unbearable now

A. @alizbashakil

5K Followers 857 Following the circus is unbearable now

Flaneur: probability (philosophy), probability (mathematics), probability (real life),Phoenician wine, deadlifts & dead languages. Greco-Levantine.Canaan. #RWRI

Nassim Nicholas Taleb @nntaleb

1.1M Followers 2K Following Flaneur: probability (philosophy), probability (mathematics), probability (real life),Phoenician wine, deadlifts & dead languages. Greco-Levantine.Canaan. #RWRI

Travel enthusiast. Teach For Alumnus

Nabeel Siraj @nabeelsrj

248 Followers 604 Following Travel enthusiast. Teach For Alumnus

Remember from here on in, history has its eyes on you. #20Times

z @ZuhairAndThere

1K Followers 3K Following Remember from here on in, history has its eyes on you. #20Times

Freelance journalist | @MountHolyoke and @columbiajourn alum.

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Entrepreneur | @Yale | @HarvardHBS

Shaukat Ahmed @ViewpointSAR

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aга🪷 @saturnschiId

7K Followers 431 Following tortured poet.

daily dose of rondu-ness

ajeeeboghareeb @SamjhNai

5K Followers 2K Following daily dose of rondu-ness

Internet from space for humans on Earth. Engineered by @SpaceX

Starlink @Starlink

1.4M Followers 29 Following Internet from space for humans on Earth. Engineered by @SpaceX

Double Shot. Attorney. Chughtai Healthcare. Alic88.

Ali Chughtai @alic88

1K Followers 200 Following Double Shot. Attorney. Chughtai Healthcare. Alic88.

• Tweets are personal opinions, not facts •

Khansha🦋 @khansha__

32K Followers 884 Following • Tweets are personal opinions, not facts •

musician/producer/dev sector

Asfandyar Khan @asfand

3K Followers 560 Following musician/producer/dev sector

' @maaltai

2K Followers 896 Following (un/)learning

this is a work of fiction. any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.

cruel irony @edgygirlrants

6K Followers 586 Following this is a work of fiction. any resemblance to actual persons, living or dead, or actual events is purely coincidental.

Electric vehicles, giant batteries & solar, AI & robotics / https://t.co/WbcKtqUxSs

Tesla @Tesla

24.4M Followers 74 Following Electric vehicles, giant batteries & solar, AI & robotics / https://t.co/WbcKtqUxSs

xAI @xai

1.8M Followers 38 Following

Retired businessman, Non-Executive Director, history/biography reader, sports lover and avid golfer.

Haroun Rashid @HarounRashid2

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unavailable but tweeting | convoluted | against all odds | brunette | stream of consciousness | restoration comedy|

mɑɪdə @iMaeeda_

3K Followers 294 Following unavailable but tweeting | convoluted | against all odds | brunette | stream of consciousness | restoration comedy|

asymptote // سرگردان

kinza @44sunsetsday

1K Followers 320 Following asymptote // سرگردان

I'm not high maintenance. You're just low effort.

Tipsy Whisky🍷 @TheRomComQween

975 Followers 238 Following I'm not high maintenance. You're just low effort.

Foreign Service of Pakistan. Posted at the South Asian Association for Regional Cooperation (@SaarcSec), Kathmandu, Nepal. Personal Act. Retweets ≠ endorsements

Muhammad Waseem Shahz... @waseemshahzaad

2K Followers 1K Following Foreign Service of Pakistan. Posted at the South Asian Association for Regional Cooperation (@SaarcSec), Kathmandu, Nepal. Personal Act. Retweets ≠ endorsements

27. I mostly talk about politics, football and anime #coys. I'm mostly just whelmed.

Econ postgrad @LSEnews, formerly LUMS

Sousuke Sagara stan a... @pakistansagara

2K Followers 1K Following 27. I mostly talk about politics, football and anime #coys. I'm mostly just whelmed. Econ postgrad @LSEnews, formerly LUMS

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