Jonathan Not Quick @JohnathanEgo
Joined May 2013-
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I will also be continuing my old hobby of editing photos so if any of you have requests send them in my dm I'll tag you and post when done
After a long retirement your favorite Twitter parody has now officially returned
Deffitinitley been a very very long time since I've been on this account lol
These tweets are an example of what happens to hockey fans in the offseason
RT FOR A TEAM. I got: Detroit Fan: no Favorite player: datsyuk Least favorite player: clearly Seen live: no
Team: Rangers Fan: No Favorite Player: Nelson Cruiz Least Favorite Player: manny Ramirez Seen in person: No RT for team
RT FOR A TEAM I got: Penguins Fan:no Favorite player: Malkin Least favorite player: Cooke Seen live: no RT FOR A TEAM
RT FOR A TEAM I got: Coyotes Fan: Hell no Favorite player: Smith Least favorite player: Ribeiro (pls come back) Seen live: NO RT FOR A TEAM
If anyone has a gm connected I can join let me know my friends never finish the ones I start
I wish the NHL 13 announcers were alittle more exciting @EASPORTSNHL
@_ChicagoBeauty Atleast you don't stick your head out the window and scream at people
@_ChicagoBeauty I be there at 8 for our first date
@_ChicagoBeauty oh that isn't fair I didn't have a say
Okay I see Justin bieber one more time on my timeline there will be wars do you want to cause wars?

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