Dean Chance @JokeBlog
Advertising copywriter, producer, after dinner speaker, guitarist, joke writer. topicaltorpedoes.com Sacramento Joined March 2009-
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The Iowa Supreme Courts legalized gay marriage, writing "Old McDonald had a farm. And on this farm he married his boyfriend."
We are all made in God's image. Which explains my wife's beard.
It's not death that I dread - it's dying. Especially dying on the toilet.
The CDC discovered a rocket fuel chemical in powdered baby formula. In a related story, the Octomom's house exploded.
Pick Up Line: "I'd love to go home with you but my 'I'm With Stupid' shirt is at the dry cleaners."
Pick Up Line: "Have you thought about appearing on 'America's Least Wanted?'"
Pick Up Line: "Didn't I see you on 'Cops' last night? Not many people pull off 'drunk and shirtless' like you."
The economy' so bad, Hooters just laid off 400 tits.
Mom always said: "If it looks like an elephant, smells like an elephant and sounds like an elephant - it's your Aunt Bertha."
Mom was wrong. Laughter is not the best medicine. Nyquil is the best medicine. Especially if you're not sick.
Obama met Queen Elizabeth this week. He said he had no idea Hobbits lived that long.
The new celebrity trend: adopting African babies. They're going to be surprised when they find out you can't just return them to the pound.
Republicans only embrace bipartisanship to avoid being labeled "homo partisans."
The newest celebrity fad is adopting African babies. I guess they got tired of those little dogs that fit in your purse.
A new bill passed by the Afghan Parliament legalizes child marriage. Sort of a new take on "No Child Left Behind."
Sarah Palin says she couldn't find anyone in the McCain camp to pray with. More proof that McCain/Palin didn't have a prayer.
Rep. Party Chair Michael Steele says he limp apology to Rush Limbaugh was part of a strategic plan. Code Name: Operation Doofus.
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Taxes will be tough under Obama. The new version of TurboTax includes a lubricant.
If at first you don't succeed, wait for a bailout. If you do succeed, get a good tax guy.
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