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Programming Jokes @JokeProgramming

13 years ago

Knock, knock. “Who’s there?” very long pause. “Java.”

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Programming Jokes @JokeProgramming

13 years ago

MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs.

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Programming Jokes @JokeProgramming

13 years ago

APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity

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Programming Jokes @JokeProgramming

13 years ago

MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers.

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Programming Jokes @JokeProgramming

13 years ago

WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System.

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Programming Jokes @JokeProgramming

13 years ago

Programming is like sex, one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.

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Programming Jokes @JokeProgramming

13 years ago

How many programers dose it take to change a light bulb? None – It’s a hardare problem.

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Programming Jokes @JokeProgramming

13 years ago

There are only 10 type of people that understand binary. Those who understand it and those who don't.

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