Programming Jokes @JokeProgramming
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Knock, knock. “Who’s there?” very long pause. “Java.”
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MACINTOSH: Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs.
APPLE: Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing Entity
MICROSOFT: Most Intelligent Customers Realize Our Software Only Fools Teenagers.
WINDOWS: Will Install Needless Data On Whole System.
Programming is like sex, one mistake and you have to support it for the rest of your life.
How many programers dose it take to change a light bulb? None – It’s a hardare problem.
There are only 10 type of people that understand binary. Those who understand it and those who don't.
Lapsa @Lapsa020
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Kizito (B.MLS) @kizito234
167 Followers 936 Following Medical Laboratory Scientist | Clinical Laboratory Scientist | Biomedical Scientist | Medical Technologist
Palash Kumar Khanra @PalashKumarKha8
15 Followers 282 Following Nothing to say about the happiness...we can create it in our own way......where is our last destination.....🥀🥀
Joy Wambui @JWambui24
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M refers to Mohan @MforMohan027
121 Followers 410 Following We all deserve to be happy today😊☺😀. follow =101%follow back☺
010000110100100001000... @CodeWordADHDad
61 Followers 348 Following Coding dad with ADHD. The back door is always open.
ARUN @Arun_Archer_58
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ifty iftekhaar @beiftekhar
2 Followers 388 Following Chattogram born and raised. Mostly love playing football ⚽ & finding bugs 🐞 in web.
Open Pull Requests �... @OpenPullReq
1 Followers 6 Following A specification for code reviews and pull requests.
muhammadsalman32@gmai... @muhamma21057711
5 Followers 37 Following I am an experienced web developer.
Steve Brettschneider @bhfSteve
43 Followers 110 Following Our company is a family of tinkerers, makers, and developers.... solution developers. We love solving our customers problems in unique and novel ways.
mclinuxmaxe @mclinuxmaxe
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(^^) @Nanu_yaru
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Doron Golan @doron_golan
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sai kumar pendyala @mrdifferent12
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James Cullen @cullenjj89
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teste @Teste110Teste
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The Linux Foundation @linuxfoundation
576K Followers 9K Following A nonprofit organization enabling mass innovation through open source. #linux #kubernetes #riscv #hyperledger #anuket #openssf #openjs #o3de and more!
Programming Tweets @developer_news
7K Followers 47 Following Get the latest updates about programming, programmers, web dev and computer science!
Programming Wisdom @CodeWisdom
270K Followers 2K Following Programming wisdom and quotes throughout the years. The Knuth, the whole Knuth, and nothing but the Knuth, so help me Codd.
Java @java
580K Followers 751 Following The official page of the #1 programming language and development platform.
Microsoft @Microsoft
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