Joker's Humor @Joker_Humor1
Let me draw a smile on your face throughout your day! :D Follow this account now :D [email protected] Joined April 2013-
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Your face is just fine, but you'll have to bag over that personality.
May your life be awesome as you pretend it is on facebook.
Oh, I offended you with my opinion? you should hear the ones I keep to myself. - Mr Never GiveUp
Facebook is like a jail, you sit around and waste time, write on walls, and get poked by people you don't know.
Doing nothing is very hard to do, you never know when you're finished.
People who are attracted to you because of your pretty face or your nice body won't be by your side forever.
Don't yell at your kids. Lean in real close and whisper, it's much scarier..
Sometimes what you're looking for comes when you're not looking at all.
Just FYI. I won't be taking naps anymore. That means you'll need to get all your stuff done while I'm awake. Good luck with that!
The Best Revenge? Happiness, because nothing drives people more crazy than seeing someone actually having a good life.
Never wait too long telling your crush you like her/ him before you know it he/she is in love with someone else
That awkward moment when the teacher is looking for volunteers to answer the question and you accidentally make eye contact. #boom
The best way to make somebody remember you, borrow money from them.. #true?
Not sure if FRIENDZONE level 1000 or she actually likes me
That awesome moment when the whole class laughs on what you said
Kid: All my mommy's imaginary friends are on something called 'Facebook'.
Don't judge me cause I'm quiet. No one plans a murder out loud. #jokes
Cat: I know when you're calling me.I just like to hear how many silly sounds you make before I turn around.
Every night in front of the computer: Ten more minutes then I gotta go to bed.

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