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"I like babies, just saying they live inside a host body and feed off it. That's a parasite...Yes, I could raise a tape worm and love it."
Thanks for watching #ConanCUBA. I had a fantastic time making new friends with the Cuban people & I can’t wait to go back.
My boyfriend named his penis. He named it "The Great Christine Baranski"
TONIGHT: @PhilKlay won the National Book Award for his collection of short stories, "Redeployment." @ComedyCentral. 11:30/10:30c.
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"1st amendment doesn't protect assholes from criticism. The right to act like an asshole and be called an asshole's the same fucking right."
Westbrook's last 5 games Tonight: 49pts, 16rbs, 10asts Feb.27: 40p 13r 11a Feb.26: 39p 14r 11a Feb.24: 20p 11r 10a Feb.22: 21p 8r 17a
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The blood vessels in the joints of my fingers and toes pop w little provocation. It's stings. Thoughts?
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TONIGHT: @PhilKlay won the National Book Award for his collection of short stories, "Redeployment." @ComedyCentral. 11:30/10:30c.
Thanks for watching #ConanCUBA. I had a fantastic time making new friends with the Cuban people & I can’t wait to go back.
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