Jokesaurus @Jokesaurus
Working in the IT field and enjoying the funny side of life. Anything that makes me laugh I post about here. If it's not funny I don't mess with it. viralpennies.netii.net USA Joined November 2012-
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My life is all math. I am trying to add to my income, subtract from my weight, divide my time and avoid multiplying.
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Why I don't look out the window at night 1% I'm afraid of the dark 99% I'm afraid I'm gonna see some rapist looking at me through the window
Admit it. Once in your life you tried to balance the light switch in between on and off. RT if I'm right.
A guy knocked on my door asking for a small donation for the local pool, so I have him a glass of water.
"Can I get a Coke please" "Is Pepsi okey?" "Is Monopoly money okey?"
I hate when you sign up for something, you have to copy numbers or letters just to make sure your human. Of course im a human. #idiots
People stop running away from your problems, unless your fat' keep running.
Facebook: Where bitches complain about other bitches being bitches.
What's the difference between a drunk and an alcoholic? A drunk doesn't have to go to those stupid meetings.
Sigh, I hate being sexy, but someone has to do it.
Secretly placing a deck of cards on top of someones ceiling fan
Imagine how short church would be if Busta Rhymes was the preacher.
Boobs are like the sun. It's okay to look, but dangerous to stare, but that's what sunglasses are for.
You know when you walk into a room and forget why you went in there? That's God playing sims, he just canceled your action.
That hilarious moment when you see a midget eating a mini donut.
"Was that lightning" No.... they're taking pictures for google earth.
I feel lazier than the guy who created the Japanese flag.
iOS7 didn't come out today... Thanks Obama
They took my mood ring... I'm not sure how I feel about this.
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