Jon Cannot @JonCannot
I just put in a mess of quarters and I'm gonna get my money's worth if I have to sit here til closing the last mall Joined March 2013-
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Ugh just double checked my vaccine and it’s from “Phizer” and the tracking chip was made by “Phill Gates” 😢
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A Wild West used horse salesman named Dickless Buffooney
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Oscar the Grouch been living in a trash can for 49 years
Oscar the Grouch been living in a trash can for 49 years
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The future isn't "space warfare" The future and the present is "cyber warfare" Instead of creating a Space Force we should be creating a Cyber Force that aims at stopping foreign enemies from attaching our infrastructure and elections! This is just ridiculous!
Got to the gym so early it was empty so I did all the most embarrassing stuff like butthole crunches, taint misbehavings and curls (I curl weights from the children’s section)
There is no era in human history where you can have your questions answered this quickly and clearly by Nicole Eggert herself and we should appreciate that. 🤯🤯🤯
Not gen X. Not a millennial. Love Wild Wild West. I am a Willennial.
The only people who can get all the way through “take my breath away” by Berlin without swaying seductively are dirty liars because that is not possible
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rantt @ranttmedia
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378 Followers 2K Following long live MOONBEAM CITY! on Paramount+ https://t.co/YG3p7sggTJ and Amazon https://t.co/SMrYe4qbau
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Dazzle Novak @DazzleNovak
309 Followers 528 Following I enjoy watching girls on film, Pong, #NightClubBand and #GlitterDogs. Not affiliated with @ComedyCentral or @moonbeamcityCC. #SaveMoonbeamCity #DazzleNovak
AmeliaFinn @finn_amelia
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Burgerists @Burgerists
797 Followers 2K Following Burger lovers dedicated to finding the most incredible Burgers and the stories behind them https://t.co/K0zyhVvYvW
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348 Followers 719 Following Animal ActivIst, Comedian, writer and actress.
Dan Peck @dnpck
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Laurel Martin-Harris @LaurelMH
38 Followers 307 Following
Johann Eckermann @GoetheSaid
15 Followers 23 Following Goethe said bios are the fine print on the special edition braille doritos bags that no one ever reads anyways
ExtraTV @extratv
339K Followers 25K Following Emmy Award-winning "Extra" brings you the latest in entertainment news and celebrity interviews, with new host Derek Hough! 🎤🌟
Liz Cheney @Liz_Cheney
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George Takei @GeorgeTakei
3.0M Followers 1K Following I am a parody of myself, if anyone wonders if this is really me.
Lucy Lawless @RealLucyLawless
281K Followers 394 Following CLIMATE is the issue . Love the Earth @GreenpeaceNZ . All humans born equal. Resist Cruelty and Greed on every level. Love the world. ✌️ Peace
Stan Bush @Stan_Bush
6K Followers 710 Following Emmy Award Winning Singer/Songwriter - New Album Out September 5, 2025!
Bluesky @bluesky
431K Followers 1 Following 🌐💬💙 From platforms to protocols. Bugs, feature requests, feedback: [email protected]
Retro Tech Dreams @RetroTechDreams
201K Followers 284 Following Retro tech, early web & vintage computing. 80s, 90s, 2000s nostalgia. Follow for daily posts.
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214K Followers 172 Following Helping you win your fantasy league in 4 minutes a week: https://t.co/kIFvRKhWQ6 | 10,000+ smart players use my Blueprint to win more - grab yours👇🏽
Rep. Liz Cheney @RepLizCheney
504K Followers 232 Following Official Page of Congresswoman Liz Cheney, proudly representing the people of Wyoming.
Cheryl Lynn Eaton @cheryllynneaton
9K Followers 243 Following Tumblr: CherylLynnEaton Instagram: CherylLynnEaton Hive: CherylLynnEaton Mastodon: https://t.co/Ln3vMMfCH0… PP: https://t.co/maF9E4UV1w…
Futurama Quotes @QuotesFuturama
55K Followers 46 Following Quotes from #Futurama tv show and comics. Not Affiliated with Fox, Hulu or Disney.
A SLICE OF HISTORY @asIiceofhistory
318K Followers 10K Following The more you learn the more you realize how little you know🌻
Detlef Schrempf @Dschrempf
38K Followers 632 Following Trying to make a difference! https://t.co/np6Pv7bsmj #erasethehate Get your gear at https://t.co/HOAKXLVUTg
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367K Followers 3K Following Helping you Win at Sports Betting Every Single Day Featured on @ESPN
80s WWE @80sWWE
1K Followers 54 Following What the world is watching! | Fan Account | Old School Is Better | Credit @WWE and @WWENetwork | [email protected]
Rep. Jamie Raskin @RepRaskin
918K Followers 6K Following Proudly serving Maryland's beautiful Eighth Congressional District and leading @HouseJudiciary Committee Democrats in Congress.
Poorly Translated Shi... @translatedtees
154K Followers 35 Following lost in translation, found across the world.
Virginia Giuffre @VRSVirginia
116K Followers 516 Following Founder of Speak Out, Act, Reclaim (SOAR) non-profit aimed at educating & advocating for victims of trafficking. For media requests please email [email protected]
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59K Followers 12K Following Executive Editor, SVP @RewireNewsGroup. Co-host of Boom! Lawyered podcast. SCOTUS nerd. I also write books. She/her [email protected]
buildings being weird... @weirdlilbldgs
30K Followers 190 Following lotta odd ducks out there, chief
President Biden Archi... @POTUS46Archive
36.4M Followers 5 Following This is an archive of a Biden administration account, maintained by the National Archives and Records Administration.
Emily Porter, M.D. @dremilyportermd
73K Followers 421 Following Doctor, mother, wife, daughter. Love whiteboards. I beat cancer twice in 20 years. Views 100% my own and only my own.
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Algorand Technologies @Algorand
360K Followers 806 Following The Builders of Algorand, the high-performance Layer 1. ⚠️Watch for scams: we'll never ask for wallet info or sell/trade digital assets
algocean.algo @AlgOcean
2K Followers 971 Following Algorand Based Project Dedicated To Ocean Conservation, Combining Blockchain Technology And Education. #NFTs #AlgoFam #SaveTheOcean https://t.co/eb17v4m4vV
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Behind The Scenes Pic... @Behind_Pics
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3K Followers 2K Following Co-founder @mortyapp — find every immersive experience. Visual artist working with #LEGO bricks. Prev. 4x CTO (1 exit).
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954K Followers 4K Following it's this weird, sexual, anti-comedy comedy that's 'in' right now. - my momTrends for United States
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