Jon Stringer @JonJStringer

I'm a full-time touring stand-up comedian. Probably not the most credible source of information on teen pregnancy. jonstringer.com Austin, TX Joined June 2009

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Jon Stringer @JonJStringer

a year ago

I’m in CORPUS CHRIST, TX this weekend!!! Grab some tickets and come get this comedy! I used Google to translate the following… ❤️Mi corazón pertenece al Corpitos❤️ Tickets available at mesquitestreet.com/mesquitestreet…

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Jon Stringer @JonJStringer

2 years ago

Bunch of fake do-gooders in the world. No good deed goes unpublished.

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Jon Stringer @JonJStringer

2 years ago

Here’s what I know… If you play the @Lions one of your coaches will get fired 😂😂😂

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Jon Stringer @JonJStringer

2 years ago

I’m sick of mullets. Unless you play hockey, you’re a fake. They never looked good, and you’re all jumping on a regrettable bandwagon.

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Jon Stringer @JonJStringer

4 years ago

In two weeks I’m in Dallas! The next weekend, I’m in Ft. Worth! Only at Hyena’s Comedy Nightclub!!! If you want to have your bladder control tested, grab tickets now. You can curse me later! SHARE with your DFW people, and visit hyenascomedynightclub.com for tickets and info!

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Jon Stringer @JonJStringer

4 years ago

Okay!!! The fun begins tonight at Laugh Factory: Las Vegas! My mug is popping up everywhere. It’s slightly uncomfortable, but mostly spectacular! Grab your tickets ASAP!

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Jon Stringer @JonJStringer

4 years ago

The @LoonyBinWichita is where I met my wife. I’m performing there this week with Lawrence and BB, tickets available at wichita.loonybincomedy.com

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Jon Stringer @JonJStringer

4 years ago

I’m headlining The Stir Crazy Comedy Club THIS WEEKEND!!! Oh, how I’ve missed you, Glendale, AZ❤️ When I see you, expect to be greeted with the energy and enthusiasm of a Golden Retriever! Tickets available at stircrazycomedyclub.com

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Jon Stringer @JonJStringer

4 years ago

Rolling into Glendale, AZ super soon! Truly awesome to be back at one of the best clubs in America, Stir Crazy Comedy Club!!! 2 Friday shows, 2 Saturday shows, tell EVERYONE you know (unless they’re awful). Tickets available at stircrazycomedyclub.com

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Jon Stringer @JonJStringer

4 years ago

NEXT WEEKEND I’m performing in Austin, TX!!! This lineup of comics will keep you laughing from start to finish. Please share with anyone who deserves a fun night! This show will sell out, TICKETS available at speakeasyaustintx.eventbrite.com

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Jon Stringer @JonJStringer

4 years ago

Look at my befuddled expression, because that’ll be me if you miss this show... I’m performing in Austin, TX on MAY 15th at Speakeasy!!! Look at this lineup, it’s genuinely unforgivable. TICKETS- speakeasyaustintx.eventbrite.com

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Jon Stringer @JonJStringer

4 years ago

This weekend is going to look a lot like this at Hyena's Comedy Nightclub in Fort Worth, TX!!! I’m returning to headline one of the best comedy clubs in the country! Tickets still available at hyenascomedynightclub.com

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Jon Stringer @JonJStringer

4 years ago

Here we go, Ft Worth, TX!!! Next weekend at Hyena’s (APR 30-MAY 1) Four shows available, tickets at hyenascomedynightclub.com

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Jon Stringer @JonJStringer

4 years ago

YOU: “Where’s your next show?” ME: “COLORADO > TEXAS > OKLAHOMA > ARIZONA > SOUTH CAROLINA > KANSAS > UTAH > MY LIVING ROOM > USA > EARTH!!!! You should totally come!” YOU: “I’ll be there, or my name isn’t “ME””

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Jon Stringer @JonJStringer

4 years ago

MISSION, TX - This show is tonight!!! Four headliners and a park filled with food. They’re calling it a food park. Bring yourself and a friend with a unique laugh. Tickets are still available at superstarcomedy.net and SHARE with everyone!

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Jon Stringer @JonJStringer

5 years ago

Loonees Comedy Corner is one of my favorite clubs in the entire world! I only get to perform there once per year😞 and this is that one time! The lineup is absurdly funny, and you can tell Anthony and Austin I said that. Let’s laugh! Tickets available at looneescc.wixite.com/loonees

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Jon Stringer @JonJStringer

5 years ago

TONIGHT in ABILENE, TX at Homer’s! Stand-Up Comedy is in your town for one night and then it’s gone. Literally the last time laughter will exist in Abilene. Crazy, I know. These comics are hilarious and I’m overwhelmingly adequate! Abilene’in’ on you for support! SHOW @ 9PM

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Jon Stringer @JonJStringer

5 years ago

I’m performing in Austin, TX on MAY 15th!!! It’s been a couple years, so I’m doing it big! The lineup is stacked and seating is limited. Grab your tickets ASAP with the link below. speakeasyaustintx.eventbrite.com

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Jon Stringer @JonJStringer

5 years ago

I’m going around, over, under, and through this great state with one goal in mind... Give these people from wonderful cities the best show I can muster. If you’re interested in a show, message me on how to buy a ticket. You need laughter, I need show off, let’s make this happen!