Jon Gellott @Jon_Gellott
If I go a day without making someone laugh. I may as well have not woken up... My opinions are my own. Post coup, America Joined September 2011-
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"insane political beliefs" like: -Black Lives Matter -Free Palestine -Abolish ICE -Abolish Capitalism
"insane political beliefs" like: -Black Lives Matter -Free Palestine -Abolish ICE -Abolish Capitalism
Damn, seems like Dems and their allies should maybe learn from history and course correct.
Damn, seems like Dems and their allies should maybe learn from history and course correct.
When the joke is, "this person is an asshole, laugh at all the asshole stuff they say" you can make your show about nothing and just have your audience laugh at all the assholes. If, like Jerry Seinfeld, you're just an asshole, people tend to find that a lot less funny.
When the joke is, "this person is an asshole, laugh at all the asshole stuff they say" you can make your show about nothing and just have your audience laugh at all the assholes. If, like Jerry Seinfeld, you're just an asshole, people tend to find that a lot less funny.
"Right wing news outlets aren't inherently racist!!!" Right wing news outlets: A black and a Jew
Jerry once did a bit at he Oscars defending his right to throw his popcorn on the floor of a movie theater because someone would pick it up. Because Jerry Seinfeld is an a**hole. He thought he was as funny then as Elon thinks he is every time he shares a stolen meme.
Jerry once did a bit at he Oscars defending his right to throw his popcorn on the floor of a movie theater because someone would pick it up. Because Jerry Seinfeld is an a**hole. He thought he was as funny then as Elon thinks he is every time he shares a stolen meme.
Students: We want organizations to divest from the ongoing genocide Media: Here's four theories we have on what these protests are about. #1, gamergurlz? Students: No... Divest... From the Genocide Media: We're looking into bulk tent purchases made by Iran. Students: ...
As a rule, we don't look back at mass protest movements mobilized on college campuses throughout modern American history and side with the police and/or administrations cracking down on them.
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That GC reality show where everyone is trying to figure out which one of them is trans, but they're all cis is looking like a better idea every day.
Nothing in DB ever came close to topping Gohan going SSJ2. As a kid roughly Gohan's age watching that for the first time it just hit in all the right ways. Peak Shonen Anime 🔥 RIP Toriyama
Nothing in DB ever came close to topping Gohan going SSJ2. As a kid roughly Gohan's age watching that for the first time it just hit in all the right ways. Peak Shonen Anime 🔥 RIP Toriyama https://t.co/nU4is75pwk
it is not antisemitic to protest the war crimes of the state of Israel, and its US-backed military the IDF, against the innocent civilians of Gaza.
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you know I had to do it to ‘em @elonmusk tell your dollar tree lawyer I said hi (derogatory) 😍
The @WhiteHouse and @JoeBiden have done more to denounce two days of protest at @Columbia than it has to denounce six months of genocide.
This is the "Live, Laugh, Love." of the Daily Wire office.
This is the "Live, Laugh, Love." of the Daily Wire office.
If you don't know who Tim Pool is... good, first of all; second, this is literally all you need to know about him.
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It has become abundantly clear that Hamas has infiltrated Columbia University. The only solution is to cut off their food and water while we bomb the entire campus. I know this sounds harsh but trust me it’s the only way.
This bike lock is/was available for sale on campus via Columbia's Public Safety department under their "Crime Prevention Discount Bike, Locker and Laptop Lock Program". See their flier with a discount here: publicsafety.columbia.edu/sites/default/…
@GinaForAustin Protesting at his home after he brutalized his own students is peaceful means.
Goes without saying but if Palestine protestors did this there’s be a full court press and Biden would likely send in the guard. There are people who the law binds but not protects, and people who the law protects but does not bind x.com/ryangrim/statu…
Here's video of another pro-Israel protester launching another firework into the pro-Palestine encampment. Israel exporting this violence here is totally unacceptable. The encampments have been thoroughly peaceful across the country.
I am not expecting a full throated condemnation from Biden on this. After all, it’s not like these people said a forbidden word in Arabic or anything.
200+ pro-Israel counterprotestors are attacking the @UCLA pro-Palestinian encampment. They started beating on one student and stomped another under a plywood board per @latimes @safinazzal on the scene. Where is UCLA security?
Columbia University literally sells these bike locks and chains to students this is the evidence the NYPD is using to claim that the Columbia protesters were not students
the NYPD, aided by cable news media, is trying to further push the “outside agitator” narrative at Columbia the evidence? a common bike lock and chain “this is not what students bring to school. this is what professionals bring to campuses and universities.”
@hutchinson Who is Biden the president of and who did he condemn yesterday
Regardless of what happens after tonight, these kids already made their point. There are some things you can still say in America that will make them send in an army to stop you. x.com/thizzl_/status…
🚨Outside Columbia University now on 125th and Amsterdam. NYPD MRAP armored vehicle loaded with officers. A huge trail of NYPD vehicles following behind.
Can, do, and will continue to.
You can’t denounce the J6 rioters and then say the Columbia students who occupied a building by force and destroyed property should be immune from consequences. This is the real world.
I think one of the big differences between these protests and 2020 just on a micro level is that there's very little willingness to fight large groups of cops Moreover, ICE must be destroyed
100%
Joe Biden just decided that suppressing anti-Zionist student protest was more important than winning the 2024 election. So when he loses, he has no one to blame but himself.
literal neo-Nazis were able to do a Unite the Right march at UVA in 2017 and I didn’t see a fraction of police response that I’m seeing when 19 year old college students are holding up signs saying it’s wrong to do genocide.
The Vietnam war was bad just like the genocide in Gaza. Hope this helps girl!
“The Vietnam protest—-“ Were followed by Richard Nixon becoming President, Republicans dominating politics until the 1990’s, and Democrats shifting towards hard on crime policies. Y’all want to talk about history but don’t want to talk about how it fits together. 1968-1992.
There was a Zionist mob last night at UCLA launching fireworks at student protesters and viciously beating students. They called for a second Nakba and used genocidal language. They did this with impunity.
Pro-Israel counterprotestors started tearing down @UCLA encampment barriers and screamed "Second nakba!" referring to the mass displacement & dispossession of Palestinians during the 1948 Arab-Israeli war. Per @latimes @safinazzal on the scene with another video:
Lifelong Democrat, author of a book on the threat of fascism, Virginia voter:
I was gonna vote for Biden in November -- for labor and also obviously to keep Trump out of office -- but after tonight... Man, I don't know.
Mission fucking accomplished
New York Mayor vows to bring what he's learned from Israel Police back to the NYPD haaretz.com/israel-news/20…
Not tolerating this, not tolerating people that say it’s not Biden’s fault, not tolerating “but trump”. You’re done. You’ve invalidated every single thing you claimed to care about. You have no first principles, no real beliefs, nothing but a slavish worship of power. Done.
A Zionist mob showed up to the UCLA encampment with skunk spray and fireworks. They lobbed it at students and proceeded to beat several of them. This is what happens in the West Bank on an American campus.
To reporters writing this up: this was a unilateral, surprise attack by Zionists. Encampment residents were eating lentils and sitting around. Suddenly reports of men in plastic white masks at the gates. Then poles thrown. Shouts of GET DOWN... skunk spray...
Here's video of another pro-Israel protester launching another firework into the pro-Palestine encampment. Israel exporting this violence here is totally unacceptable. The encampments have been thoroughly peaceful across the country.
Like, even if I didn’t care about Palestinians personally, surely I’d be able to look at this and how he’s handled this and say “dude, we need to shift gears badly because holy shit.”
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