Jonathan Swift @JonathanSwift79

As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so modesty may make a fool seem a man of sense. (parody) Befuddled Time Traveller Joined August 2009

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David Baddiel @Baddiel

11 months ago

This is a very rare thing from a politician: a good heckle put-down. That gets my vote (I'm a dual citizen, so actually have one).

Acyn @Acyn

11 months ago

This is a very rare thing from a politician: a good heckle put-down. That gets my vote (I'm a dual citizen, so actually have one).

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James O'Brien @mrjamesob

12 months ago

There has been a lot of mockery of this answer, quite rightly, but the question is weapons grade stupid too…

Adam Bienkov @AdamBienkov

12 months ago

There has been a lot of mockery of this answer, quite rightly, but the question is weapons grade stupid too…

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Jonathan Swift @JonathanSwift79

a year ago

If you had a consequence-free choice, who appeals to you the most and, if you are inclined to reply, why?

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Jonathan Swift @JonathanSwift79

a year ago

I never wonder to see men wicked, but I often wonder to see them not ashamed.

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Jonathan Swift @JonathanSwift79

a year ago

Fine friends. Genuine questions: 1) What do you want from your government? 2) What are your priorities? Baby stew is not an option.

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Jonathan Swift @JonathanSwift79

a year ago

I’ve released my magnum opus, ‘The Tumble-dryer Presidents District’. The songs go round and round (until they all sound the same). #TTPD #TaylorSwift

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Jonathan Swift @JonathanSwift79

a year ago

Assist me dear friends: is Angela Rayner also Mark Menzies? Are they equivalent?

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Jonathan Swift @JonathanSwift79

a year ago

PANIC! #TotalEclipse I’ve lost my keys.

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Jonathan Swift @JonathanSwift79

a year ago

On my travels, I find myself in search of the rapture. So today I have traveled to the British colony across the sea. I await my ascension. Or the arrival of the Antichrist. Or an alien invasion.

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Jonathan Swift @JonathanSwift79

a year ago

What if they *want* to lose the election? Has Rishi sent intimate bank statements to Nigel Farage?

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Dara Ó Briain @daraobriain

2 years ago

If you think the Irish are doing well at all the Movie awards this year, wait until this wins Best Picture next year.

Miffy @miffythegamer

2 years ago

If you think the Irish are doing well at all the Movie awards this year, wait until this wins Best Picture next year.

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Chrissie @endeducbullying

2 years ago

Big Usborne sale, up to 60% off. Great if you are looking to expand your children’s library with quality books 📚 #Literacy #reading Please repost usborne.com/gb/partner/eng…

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Jonathan Swift @JonathanSwift79

2 years ago

I’ve never understood why people don’t go for a forage in a forest that is on fire. Such a mystery. Maybe it’s fire. Maybe it’s people not crossing the channel in tremendous storms. Remains a mystery. Congratulations Mr Cleverly.