Snoop Joshy Josh @JoshMarino420

Retired infant, self proclaimed human, oxygen breather, wallet owner, frequent sleeper, and former virgin. Floriduh Joined January 2009

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Snoop Joshy Josh @JoshMarino420

32 minutes ago

I covered myself in sunscreen. I'm not becoming a lobster today.

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Snoop Joshy Josh @JoshMarino420

33 minutes ago

Smoking weed for the last time. Who knows when I'll smoke again. The shelters drug test.

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RetroNewsNow @RetroNewsNow

8 hours ago

📺WB Primetime, April 29, 1998: — On 'The Wayans Bros.,' Shawn and Marlon go on 'The Jerry Springer Show'

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Rachel Nichols @Rachel__Nichols

5 hours ago

I'm not sure what to say except that this is a real tweet from LA's mayor.

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NBACentral @TheDunkCentral

19 hours ago

Report: Erik Spoelstra told Kevin Durant in 2016 that Heat could ‘unlock his efficiency’ just as they did with LeBron James bit.ly/3xViR93

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RetroNewsNow @RetroNewsNow

7 hours ago

📺Fox Primetime, April 29, 1993: — ‘The Simpsons’ guest-starring Barry White

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Snoop Joshy Josh @JoshMarino420

5 hours ago

That Elizabeth Moss show on FX doesn't look interesting at all. I'd rather watch her in Frosty Returns.

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Snoop Joshy Josh @JoshMarino420

6 hours ago

They better give me kitchen duty at the shelter. I'd rather cook food than sweep floors in the dorms. It's so stupid. They give you chores and then you have to get someone to sign a paper saying you did your chores. Why am I being punished?

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Snoop Joshy Josh @JoshMarino420

6 hours ago

What the actual fuck??? This just showed up on my tv. That's crazy. I went to the storage place 3 times today. What are the odds?

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Snoop Joshy Josh @JoshMarino420

6 hours ago

I'm gonna miss you, basketball tv. We had so many great moments together.

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Snoop Joshy Josh @JoshMarino420

6 hours ago

Nobody probably cares but I'm proud of myself for what I accomplished today and how I'm handling all of this. This should've broken me but I'm not broken yet.

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Snoop Joshy Josh @JoshMarino420

6 hours ago

Somebody is gonna watch the security footage at the storage place and have a good laugh watching me taking selfies in the storage unit.

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Snoop Joshy Josh @JoshMarino420

6 hours ago

If I can't find a place to sleep, I'll go to a casino. Maybe I'll find a cougar with a gambling problem that will take me in.

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Snoop Joshy Josh @JoshMarino420

6 hours ago

Motel 6 wants $89 a night. It used to be $39 a night back in 2013. I guess it's a classy joint now.

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Snoop Joshy Josh @JoshMarino420

7 hours ago

I never took down the Christmas tree in 2022. This tree has been lit for a year and a half.

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Snoop Joshy Josh @JoshMarino420

7 hours ago

I wish I could see the look on their dumb faces when they see that I didn't get rid of any furniture. They're gonna be crying lugging this stuff downstairs. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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NBACentral @TheDunkCentral

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Kevin Durant never felt comfortable with his role in Phoenix’s offense alongside Devin Booker and Bradley Beal this season, per @ShamsCharania “Those sources said Durant had persistent issues with the offense, feeling that he was being relegated to the corner far too often and…