dropping a mature groundhog a few feet onto the ground would certainly not kill or even injure the groundhog. anyone who thinks otherwise is not a gardener & does not know the first thing about the obduracy, rapacity, & sheer animal cunning of a groundhog.
dropping a mature groundhog a few feet onto the ground would certainly not kill or even injure the groundhog. anyone who thinks otherwise is not a gardener & does not know the first thing about the obduracy, rapacity, & sheer animal cunning of a groundhog.
@JoyceCarolOates I urge everyone to heed the wise words of one of America’s greatest writers, and apparently an expert on groundhog management as well! 😊
@JoyceCarolOates Its skull cracked and he slowly died from brain bleeding over the course of 7 days.
@JoyceCarolOates He yeated that poor groundhog to death, never forget
@JoyceCarolOates Maybe we should test the obduracy of...umm...others dropped on their heads on concrete. Hmmm, where to begin? Where to begin? Wait! I know...
@JoyceCarolOates Getting dropped six feet onto concrete certainly tested the little feller's obduracy
@JoyceCarolOates yeah. and OJ is still looking for the real killers.
@JoyceCarolOates Science tells us: a groundhog dropped headfirst six feet onto a concrete surface is the equivalent of a superannuated New Yorker contributor being dropped twenty eight feet onto its head on a NYC sidewalk.
@JoyceCarolOates Matched only by the gibbon hopped up on raspberry coulis and serotonin x.com/deptofdiscover…