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JumpySatyr @JumpySatyr

i like to argue over stupid stuff Your Closet Joined May 2024
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JumpySatyr @JumpySatyr

a year ago

How to make easy money: - go to a city - find homeless man - kidnap him - remove all his important organs (lungs, heart, brain, kidneys, liver, etc) - fly to Iraq - sell the organs at the black market over there - rinse and repeat You’re welcome

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JumpySatyr @JumpySatyr

a year ago

Do you ever get sad and no one seems to care

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JumpySatyr @JumpySatyr

a year ago

Do you ever feel like you’re invisible when in your friend group despite trying to talk to them?

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JumpySatyr @JumpySatyr

a year ago

We should normalize Deodorant sticks as snacks Like honestly, they taste great and are definitely edible My favorite flavor is Lime

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