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America is still the #1 country in the world.
CC Sabathia is a picture of physical fitness.
@DouchyTomBrady I heard his cousin is Jackie Chan
@NotJamarcus I bet you have a ton of friends.
@DouchyTomBrady They're from Kentucky? I'm sure they're disease free.
@CardboardGerald Did you go to Harvard?
@FakeTommyHanson Your funny. When does your comedy tour start?
@DouchyTomBrady I prefer my Cardinals in Louisville.
@CardboardGerald @SCR713 He must have a ton of dedicated followers
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@Joy_of_Painter @douchytombrady You must have tons of bitches.
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@FakeTommyHanson You must be a Badass
@DouchyTomBrady I'm a fan of the Cleveland Browns. I love success.
You're a UK basketball fan? You must be the easiest person to work with.
If you're asking #KobeBryantORMichaelJordan . You are a highly educated basketball fan.
Terrence Chin @TCLandscaper
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Stephen Aint Shit @StephenAintShit
371 Followers 368 Following I only claimed the name was original, not me #Eagles #PennState #Phillies #Sixers #Lebron
Jacoby Ellsbury @DoucheEllsbury
215 Followers 471 Following Im the sexiest lead off man alive. Gonzo is a 150 million dollar man, and I have more homeruns....shit they better sign me to a Crawford deal.
Mike Vick @DogKillerVick
32 Followers 490 Following It's Mike Vick. Play for the Eagles. Throwing picks like its nothin. Out of jail still dog fighting because thats what I do!
Peyton Manning @PeytonManning36
4K Followers 4K Following Follow us to get the latest news about Peyton Manning
Arrogant Bar Goer @ArrogantBarGoer
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Hustle Simmonz @HustleSimmonz
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Billy Badison @AwkwardBadAss
3 Followers 64 Following Just a fucked up first grader with big dreams, stupid parents, and shit-stained spiderman underpants. I love beer. #ThugLife
Matt Liles @LilesMatt
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cardinals @arizona_sport
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mindy oconnell @mindyoconnell
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Dr. Greenthumb @SweetGreenLeaf
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Mr. R.Thuggy BS, AS,R... @RespiratoryThug
652 Followers 1K Following Valuable life and Respiratory insight since 2008......Healthcare and public safety since 1989. The more letters after your name, the more smarter u are!
Kobe Bryant @Douche_Bryant24
53 Followers 23 Following The Black Mamba. I know i'm the best player in the game today. If Michael Jordan and myself played 1 on 1 it wouldn't be close.
Quino Martinez @Quino211908
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Judd Zulgad @jzulgad
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PrettyFlyWhiteGuy @PoorWeensie
226 Followers 2K Following OLD ASS CRACKER. MICHIGAN WOLVERINE Everybody fake so I got real for sale.
Mario Manningham @fakeMarioM
18 Followers 25 Following #82 SF Niners... Im a beast And NINERS ARE GREAT NOT GOOD and looking for another ring!
Mark M. @McTrollington2
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Head Coach Nagy @CoachSwaggyNagy
571 Followers 675 Following I'm not the Head Coach of the Chicago Bears Matt Nagy but I pretend to be on Twitter. Bear Down!
CoachBradley @Muscle_FatLoss
459 Followers 1K Following In the world, but not of it. Certified Nutrition Specialist & PT
The Pickle @sportspickle
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Pompous @FakeGordonGee
136 Followers 640 Following I hate Michigan, I love cognac. I feel sorry for Oregon State. Make loads of money for not doing much of anything. #GoodElitistLife
Deadspin @Deadspin
731K Followers 1K Following Sports News Without Fear, Favor or Compromise | Email tips to [email protected]
NOT Baseball Tonight @NOTMLBTonight
21K Followers 62 Following Baseball news with a fake twist (parody...not affiliated with Baseball Tonight). Part of the @NOTSportsCenter network. Email: [email protected]
Eric Stangel @EricStangel
99K Followers 2K Following 2x Emmy winning Letterman EP/Head Writer, 1B with 13 minor league baseball teams, Award-winning pickler, Time's 140 Feeds To Follow. Fun Fella.
Stephen A Smith @stephenasmith
6.1M Followers 23 Following The real Stephen A. Smith. Host of First Take on ESPN and The Stephen A. Smith Show on @Siriusxm. My book Straight Shooter is available now
Jason La Canfora @JasonLaCanfora
419K Followers 5K Following father, husband, content creator, reporter, host, betting analyst, democracy uber alles. @BIGPLAY https://t.co/mSIdz6R2R7 https://t.co/ApIMHhMHeH
Mark Sanchez @Mark_Sanchez
644K Followers 272 Following 🇺🇸🇲🇽 Former NFL QB • NFL Analyst on Fox • Business Inquiries ➡ @austinlyman
NotPeytonManning @RealFakePeyton
197 Followers 453 Following A stone cold NFL QB, MVP every season, face of the Colts, NFL and all things football related!
McCarthy's Mind @McCarthysMind
91 Followers 102 Following Ever wanted to be inside the head of a Super Bowl winning coach of your choice? No? well you're just stuck with me instead(Parody Account, not really McCarthy)
Hardwood Paroxysm @HPbasketball
152K Followers 9K Following Matt Moore, NBA Writer for @ActionNetworkHQ. Podcast host: Action Network, Locked on NBA, Locked on Nuggets.Episodic writer. Part-time Maniac. I hate your team.
Follow @FauxRGIII @FauxRG3
178 Followers 69 Following follow me @FauxRGIII this acct will be gone soon
N0taaronrodgers @N0tAARONRODGERS
21K Followers 4K Following Parody. Take nothing I say seriously unless you’re a Bears fan.
Will Applebee @WillApplebee
9K Followers 980 Following Lawyer turned @NOTSportsCenter guy (+ many others). Sports promo guy for way too many to name. Bears, Cubs, Bulls fan. 3x FSU alum. Email: [email protected]
Billy Cundiff @BigDickCundiff
384 Followers 532 Following former #7 Kicking stud for the Baltimore Ravens PARODY ACCOUNT i dont always miss FGs but when i do my team doesnt go to the superbowl
Jacoby Ellsbury @DoucheEllsbury
215 Followers 471 Following Im the sexiest lead off man alive. Gonzo is a 150 million dollar man, and I have more homeruns....shit they better sign me to a Crawford deal.
Matt Leinart @FauxMattLeinart
414 Followers 481 Following Heisman Trophy Winner, Highest Paid College athlete , Pro QB for the Oakland Raiders, Pro Plumber , parody!
Faux Eli Manning© @FauxEliManning
900 Followers 447 Following Giants ELIte QB. I'd be better, but mom loves Peyton more. Clearly a fake account. played by @Lorman13
that bearded dude @bearded__dude
2K Followers 5K Following it’s not a beard, it’s a pussy loofah. Sellin cars like candybars. Owner of an equestrian 🍆 Don’t DM me BS. Prove you can read and say “Asstastic” in your DM.
RAY LEWIS @FAUXRAYLEWIS
465 Followers 76 Following I am the best linebacker to ever play the game! I am a Super Bowl Champ, I am Intense, I AM NOT RAY LEWIS! (PARODY ACCT.)
Cooper Manning @NotCoopManning
400 Followers 248 Following Oldest son of Archie Manning...sometimes even I forget I exist. Not really Cooper Manning
Stephen Aint Shit @StephenAintShit
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(Fake) Matt Forte @fakeforte
391 Followers 754 Following just a guy tryna make it happen. and find some hot wings.
Carson Palmer @DouchePalmer
295 Followers 174 Following GM Mckenzie, Coach Allen- my contract is guaranteed, think twice before cutting me. #80millioninthebank Parody account, not really Carson
Fake Rex Grossman @FakeRexGrossman
3K Followers 181 Following Heisman Trophy runner-up, Super Bowl Champion runner-up, Starting QB runner-up.
Memes, Reels, and Mor... @MemesReelsNMore
98K Followers 7 Following
NotDarrenSproles @UnDarrenSproles
220 Followers 120 Following Ummmm...Running back..Ummmm... Kansas State..Ummmm... #Chargers...Ummm...#Saints....Ummmm.. Degree in Speech Pathology...ummm..Not Darren Sproles
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Tim Tebow @TimTebow
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Jim Irsay @JimIrsay
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Mark Schlereth @markschlereth
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Colin Cowherd @colincowherd
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Aaron Rodgers @AaronRodgers12
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Scott Van Pelt @notthefakeSVP
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