JFMA @JustForMeAudio

Meh, I'm just me. Comms closed. Occasional VA and Scriptwriter. 18+ to interact. linktr.ee/jfma Yo Momma House Joined October 2022

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JFMA @JustForMeAudio

4 weeks ago

The struggle between proper grammar and having a script read like I want it to is real. Damn my nerdy side!

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JFMA @JustForMeAudio

a month ago

Fuck you, brunettes with attitude. Why do you have to be so fucking hot?

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JFMA @JustForMeAudio

2 months ago

Finished 3 scripts after about 2 years of posting none. Choose your weapon: SFW Sad SFW Adoring NSFW Rape

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I like how easy it is to talk to other males about sex and attraction. I was just shooting the shit with a dude discussing it and he propositioned me. Flattered. Might have considered it if he didn't say he was a straight top.

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JFMA @JustForMeAudio

a year ago

Sorry, not done... 1. Pick a fucking dog that fits your lifestyle. If you aren't going to run with your dog, half of them aren't for you. 2. Dogs require training. If you don't have time or the willingness, don't fucking get one. 3. Consider getting a fish instead you lazy ass.

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JFMA @JustForMeAudio

a year ago

People always talk about the "crazy cat lady" but usually it's just someone caring for strays because some asshole abandoned a cat without getting it fixed. No one talks about the fucking obsession people have with their dogs. There's already 500 in your hood and they all bark.

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JFMA @JustForMeAudio

2 years ago

When I'm at the gym and some huge dude takes a 5 min break in-between reps I need to stop saying "pussy" out loud. Exercising is counterproductive if I get my ass beat.

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JFMA @JustForMeAudio

2 years ago

Doctors have the opposite advice as Marie Kondo. Anything that brings you joy should be cut out of your life. Monsters.

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JFMA @JustForMeAudio

2 years ago

Game systems and computers: Thank you so much for having us purchase gigantic pieces of machinery with less storage space than a microSD. I'll never understand how difficult it must be to fit that type of storage into a briefcase lit like a Christmas tree.

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JFMA @JustForMeAudio

2 years ago

My first Happy New Year was at 10am... because people in the future like me. Humble brag.

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JFMA @JustForMeAudio

2 years ago

I like that the more disheveled I look, the more legit I feel at the hardware store. Bonus: food stains can be mistaken for paint.

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JFMA @JustForMeAudio

2 years ago

Somebody explain football to me. Not the rules or anything like that, but how there are 7 games on at the same time, I'd happily watch 5 of them, and yet the ones airing are never them. Every. Fucking. Week.

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JFMA @JustForMeAudio

2 years ago

Been a bit. New NSFW script offer from me. [M4F] Back For It [Hatefuck] [Cheating] [Degradation] [Condescending] [Bitch] [Whore] [Slut] [Choking] [Handjob] [Blowjob] [Deepthroat] [Bent Over] [Hair Pulling] [Anal] [Multiple Endings] [Speaker Orgasm] reddit.com/r/gonewildaudi…

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JFMA @JustForMeAudio

2 years ago

Playstations need to stop lecturing me when they aren't turned off correctly. I know I didn't turn it off correctly. That's what happens when the power goes out. I don't need you being judgey on top of it.

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JFMA @JustForMeAudio

2 years ago

Have any dudes tried a clit sucker on their frenulum? Asking for a friend. That friend is me. I want to try that.

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JFMA @JustForMeAudio

2 years ago

It just dawned on me that the folk music I grew up listening to was depressing as fuck. No wonder I was such a sad, weird kid.

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JFMA @JustForMeAudio

2 years ago

Finally tried the McTeri Deluxe. It was aight. Too sweet for my taste though.

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JFMA @JustForMeAudio

2 years ago

Drinking Captain and rootbeer and sand because I bought that shit for someone. And I had it left over. Also sand. Fucking sand. No avoiding sand if you go anywhere near it. Fuck you sand.

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redhairedmilf @_redhairedmilf_

2 years ago

Your 100 minute blowjob reward is now on GWA! Thank you so much for donating to the Maui strong fund ❤️ Now… Get nice and cozy for this marathon of an audio 💦