Crazy Shit Mark Says @JustMarkWords
My good friend Mark often says some crazy stuff during his daily activities. This is a collection of those sayings... Joined June 2015-
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"At one point I wasn't even on my feet, I was just gliding along."
"This tram won't take you to Mexico".
Mark: "Pandas are my second favourite kind of animal." C: "Next to what?" Mark: "Manatees."
"I love how my shoes even need ironed"
"You waste half an hour of a day getting showers & the rest of it taking really good specific photos." Random Unexplainable Mark Thought #7
"Never go wrong with cheese. That sounds so saucy"
"If I could roll my eyes the whole way around my brain, I'd do it for film studies."
"Do you know what I'm a bit like, Martin Luther King... ...I'm gonna perform at the Oscars with all my Maleists." (RUMT #6)
"Life flashed before my face."
"Do you know Peter Brown has the same first name as Peter Pan. He would be great as Peter in a low blousy dress." @Pbrown554
"When I get home I'm just gonna spit out all my water unless it's this water" (Speaking of @Pbrown554's filtered water.)
"He's one in a million, you don't get kebab owners like that" (Speaking of Belfast's renowned Kebab Owner Shareef) @MaTThewH081 @kathdawgg
(Random Unexplainable Mark Thought #5) "That wouldn't give you a seizure it's too crap" #RUMT
"If I was back in BC times, I'd be dead by the age of two. People would be like: "Get rid of that piece of shit, just slaughter me!"" #RUMT
(At @Pbrown554's apartment after Cuckoos at Halloween.) "We've been in this room many hours!" ( One of @kathdawgg's favs I believe. )
(When talking about what kind of alcohol we like.) "I like Magnets." (He meant Magners.)
(When trying to describe a person putting their hands down their trousers.) "Hands down their toilet."
(Random Unexplainable Mark Thought #3) "Teaching?! With no kidney?!" #RUMT
(After singing all the "Woahs" in @edsheeran's 'Sing' at @Tinthepark) "I deserve backstage for this!"
(After loudly singing @edsheeran's 'I See Fire' completely out of tune at @Tinthepark) "I'v created a terrible reputation & I wanna move."
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