𝕊𝕒𝕞𝕒𝕟𝕥𝕙𝕒 @JustNormalSam
a private life is a happy life 🥰 Kansas, USA Joined April 2018-
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the other night my boyfriend & i got drunk together, i went to go to the bathroom & guess i was in there too long, so he told me if i’m okay to grab the cheezit
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