@JustSayLectern @JustSayLectern

Stand at a lectern. Stand on a podium. Joined March 2020

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@JustSayLectern @JustSayLectern

5 years ago

Congrats @NASAJPL #CountdownToMars You can put a rover on Mars but you can't seem to call the Lectern by the right name.

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@JustSayLectern @JustSayLectern

5 years ago

The Senate Lecterns will now have a well deserved recess. Thank you for your service. #JustSayLectern #MakePodiumsLecternsAgain #UnsungHero

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@JustSayLectern @JustSayLectern

5 years ago

Them: 'whatabout' all these people saying 'podium' when they mean 'lectern'? Merriam-Webster: 🤷🏻‍♀️ let's lock that in! #JustSayLectern #MakePodiumsLecternsAgain

Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster

5 years ago

Them: 'whatabout' all these people saying 'podium' when they mean 'lectern'? Merriam-Webster: 🤷🏻‍♀️ let's lock that in! #JustSayLectern #MakePodiumsLecternsAgain

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@JustSayLectern @JustSayLectern

5 years ago

Lectern, @StephenAtHome, @colbertlateshow. Lectern. #JustSayLectern #MakePodiumsLecternsAgain

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@JustSayLectern @JustSayLectern

5 years ago

This tweet is complete shambles. #sorrynotsorry #JustSayLectern

DJ Judd @DJJudd

5 years ago

This tweet is complete shambles. #sorrynotsorry #JustSayLectern

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@JustSayLectern @JustSayLectern

5 years ago

I think the star of today's proceedings was the height-adjustable lectern. #ImpeachmentTrial2 #JustSayLectern

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5 years ago

When you're sent for a 'Podium' but forgot to clarify if they actually meant 'Lectern'. #SuperBowlWeeknd #SuperBowl #JustSayLectern

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@JustSayLectern @JustSayLectern

5 years ago

Behold, this #SuperbOwl Lectern!

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5 years ago

All Lecterns deserve respect. I feel for that poor guy out there today with @mtgreenee, could have used a good scrub. #JustSayLectern

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5 years ago

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@JustSayLectern @JustSayLectern

5 years ago

JFC, would you just look at that abomination of a lectern. SMDH. Someone get a bottle of @GooGoneBrand.

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@JustSayLectern @JustSayLectern

5 years ago

The Lectern Accuracy Guild (LAG) has also voted to revoke Donald Trump's membership for indecent acts against those we've sworn to protect. We will not let lascivious or lewd leaning on lecterns lie. @NotPodium #MakePodiumsLecternsAgain #

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5 years ago

I like the nice ones👇 #JustSayLectern #MakePodiumsLecternsAgain

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@JustSayLectern @JustSayLectern

5 years ago

Confession time: I actually stepped down as CEO of @amazon to spend more time on my true passion - this pedantic Lectern Twitter account. #JustSayLectern #MakePodiumsLecternsAgain

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@JustSayLectern @JustSayLectern

5 years ago

A lovely looking Lego lectern

LEGO @LEGO_Group

5 years ago

A lovely looking Lego lectern

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Ken Jennings @KenJennings

5 years ago

“With Ken Jennings at LECTERN,” come on. nexttv.com/amp/news/syndi…

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@JustSayLectern @JustSayLectern

5 years ago

A reminder that Merriam just makes up whatever the heck they want. #JustSayLectern #MakePodiumsLecternsAgain

Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster

5 years ago

A reminder that Merriam just makes up whatever the heck they want. #JustSayLectern #MakePodiumsLecternsAgain

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@JustSayLectern @JustSayLectern

5 years ago

Well done, my lectern loving labourers!

IATSE // #IASolidarity @IATSE

5 years ago

Well done, my lectern loving labourers!

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