michael kaack @Kaackattack

spreading smiles like herpes Joined April 2012

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michael kaack @Kaackattack

7 years ago

If you don’t drive at least 70mph on 294 and 57 you should probably get off on the nearest exit and go FUCK yourself! I hope you get a car wash and birds shit all over your car.

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michael kaack @Kaackattack

7 years ago

If you have long ass nose hairs pertruding out your nostrils trim that shit! I do it everyday and NO it’s not empowering to keep them it’s just fucking gross, sorry.. #WeAllStaring

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Chance Marcotte @ChanceMarcotte

8 years ago

TicTok saw it first

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michael kaack @Kaackattack

8 years ago

@mariamaddrill Lol go drink your wine coolers Maria

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michael kaack @Kaackattack

8 years ago

Who's tryna get a little tipsy tonight? I'm bringing out the vodka tn so you know I'm ready, but the real question is.. R u??

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Bob @AryaGoonin

8 years ago

Do y’all eat corn on the cob with or without the peel?

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Mcds known for being 1 of the top dogs in the fry game, youd figure theyd pair them with a good cheese.. They did not. You cant have some of the best fries in the game & then just pair them with some booty cheese. @McDonalds just disrespected their own fries. @Wendys here I come!

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michael kaack @Kaackattack

8 years ago

Went to @McDonalds today & realized they finally came out with cheese fries & me being a cheese fry enthusiast for many years now it was safe to say I was excited! Unfortunately tho they did not meet expectations.

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michael kaack @Kaackattack

8 years ago

This is what I'm talking about. How do people still stand with these artists after this type of shit. Acting like it didnt happen just bc you like their shit

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michael kaack @Kaackattack

8 years ago

Stand up on a stage feeln mighty put some hands on her. Now you in crowd acting rowdy with yo hands to him sayn it be justified just bc u fans of him.

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michael kaack @Kaackattack

8 years ago

So cool 😄 x.com/Sethrogen/stat…

Seth Rogen @Sethrogen

8 years ago

I’M GONNA BE THE VOICE ON PUBLIC TRANSIT IN MY HOMETOWN OF VANCOUVER.

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michael kaack @Kaackattack

8 years ago

At the DMV and all the old people show up and cut everyone in line. Yeah let's make sure all the senior citizens can get their licences first that way they can get back to hitting all the kids on the sidewalk

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michael kaack @Kaackattack

8 years ago

22 is my year and anyone who doubts me, feel free to watch from the sideline

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michael kaack @Kaackattack

8 years ago

I dont know about you but im feeling 22!

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michael kaack @Kaackattack

8 years ago

Turn 22 in 3 days and the only real advice I have is to just take your time, these days go by faster than you think

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michael kaack @Kaackattack

8 years ago

I know im not cool or anything but if anyone is tryna slam some brewskis hit my line

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michael kaack @Kaackattack

8 years ago

Annoyed with this ask me a question bullshit on Instagram bc I know damn well if I posted that on my story that no one would respond and sometimes the truth hurts. Fuck all you "cool" people

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michael kaack @Kaackattack

8 years ago

I'd like say I'm not scared of most things but last night I went outside to smoke and my car beeped and locked. Mind u I live alone and my keys were inside so I said fuck that and went right back inside. I aint no ghost hunter