Karl Wega @KarlWega

@mkainerugaba Congratulations to your son 🥰 Wishing him the very best 💯

@oye_samia Heheh, right! 😀 fire them all please 😀

@TRECCO_him_dawg How long is his penis to reach her vagina from behind, with all that distance apart? 😀

PRAYER FOR CANDIDATES Lord, calm their fears, guide their thoughts and help them remember what they have studied. Bless every candidate with courage and peace throughout their exams. Amen. 🙏❤️ #KarlWega #prayerForCandidates #prayer

@Ivan_ahecho Me thinking he shaves the same style down there 🤣

Turns out, the more you pay URA, the harder it comes after you wanting more and more! If you have a chance of hiding, hide deeper! We want to pay taxes but we're being taken advantage of! Milked to the core 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

@m_dyline Accidentally? Like he's private part accidentally undresses and enters another private part? 😄 Bs

@Ermandgard @m_dyline Really? Then how do criminals win cases? I thought it's only in your field where lying best wins

@Lilly_330n Tried and tasted 🤗

Uganda Government, what exactly are we up to? What is happening, and what is the plan for your people? People are losing jobs, businesses are struggling to stay open, and families are finding it harder to survive. With the dollar approaching Shs4,200, what relief should an ordinary Ugandan expect? We keep hearing about attracting investors, but how much of that investment builds Ugandan businesses and creates lasting jobs for our people? Look at the controversial digital number plate project. When major contracts go to foreign companies, what share stays here through local suppliers, workers and skills development? Who is making sure Ugandans benefit beyond paying the bills? Then there is the Protection of Sovereignty Act. Government needs to clearly explain its reach and protect legitimate funding, business income and support from abroad. At a time like this, people need confidence that opportunities to earn and receive money will remain open. And our MPs, where are you in all this? Beyond the speeches, allowances and political arguments, what practical solutions are you putting on the table? Parliamentary investigations must lead to answers, accountability and action. Sometimes I wish we could bring Parliament to City Square and let ordinary Ugandans take the microphone. Let the trader, the unemployed graduate, the struggling employer and the parent with unpaid school fees explain what life actually costs. You were elected to represent these people. Listen to them while they still have something left to save. @GovUganda @Parliament_Ug @BOU_Official #KarlWega #Uganda #Accountability #CostOfLiving

@DouglasEmhoff @KamalaHarris Did you have to add your name, Dougie? 😄 Ain't you the only husband? Lol. Happy birthday to your loved one

@PeterNi07735983 @KarolineGosling Oops, who hurt you, like bro? 😄

Dear brothers, you can marry whenever you feel ready, but before you bring children into this world, please consider doing these things first. 1. Before your first child, buy land. A 50 by 100 ft plot is enough. It does not have to be in the city where land costs an arm and a leg. Buy where you can afford. The city will find you. Once you have secured the land and confirmed the title, okay bro, now you can welcome your first child. 😄 2. Before your second child, start building. Get a proper house plan and begin construction. Try to raise the house from the foundation up to wall-plate level. Once you have reached there, congratulations, second born can come. 😂 3. Before your third child, cover the house. Make sure it is roofed, plastered and closed with proper doors and windows. At that point, you already have something that looks and feels like a home. Third born, welcome. 4. Before the fourth child, your house should be complete. Then sit down with yourself and ask, “Do I really want more children? Can I comfortably provide for them?” From there, bro, that decision is yours. 😄 The house in this picture is a simple three-bedroom home. One main bedroom for the parents, one room for the boys and another for the girls. You don't necessarily need to build rooms that remain empty waiting for visitors who come twice a year. When guests come, children can temporarily share and the visitors use one of their rooms. It has a kitchen, dining area, two toilets and two bathrooms. Nothing extravagant, just a practical family home. And bro, please try to finish that house before your children enter secondary school. Once school fees become serious, transport increases, teenagers start eating like government projects 😂 and other responsibilities multiply, finding construction money becomes much harder. You can afford to start. You may not afford to finish it today, but that is not the same thing. Buy the land. Start the foundation. Raise the walls. Roof it. Finish slowly. Just start. Bye bro, I hope this helps. 😄 Karl Wega #KarlWega #HomeOwnership #BuildingInUganda #FamilyPlanning #StartSmall

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Hello sisters, do you shower before or after dinner? 😄 If you shower before dinner, get yourself a dera like the one in photo 2, instead of putting back on the clothes you’ve worn all day. After putting the children to bed, remove that dera too, sister, don’t take it under the covers! 😂 Grab your sexy nightwear like the one in photo 1 and slip into that. Give the jerseys and everyday dresses a night off. Whether you’re 25 or 52, being married doesn’t mean retiring the playful side of yourself. Wear something that makes you feel beautiful and comfortable, or sleep naked if that’s your thing. 😉 Are we together, sisters? Karl Wega

@margretabwoyo2 😄😄😄😄close the account and on your way back home, buy a fanta and cake with your little savings 😄

@margretabwoyo2 do you still want 5m quickly? 🙊🤪

Who else watched money Heist and wld like to do some practices? What character are you taking? I'm Tokyo, I need Nairobi, the mighty professor and 5 more, we go for a meeting about how to deal with this economy 😄

@meddywillmadeit @drstellanyanzi @dunkaruma When your mom was delivering you, she was most likely helped by a male nurse that was way younger than her! What's the worst that happened?

O my Sterra... So sorry about what you went through! I'm glad you got a lot of help! It's sounding like a movie! Especially when a Dr. Was recently suspended for a very pretty reason! See how other doctors out there are freely using their knowledge on strangers on streets! ... 😞 I can't wait to see more of your swimsuit photos. Society will sort itself!