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Bringing you the funniest, wittiest, most sarcastic and most relatable jokes from Twitter. RT and share the laughs! *Not affiliated with The Simpsons at all* Joined November 2012

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Yeah, school sucks. But does it swallow?

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Not enough people appreciate the effort I put into not becoming a serial killer.

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Life is like a box of chocolates. It doesn't last long if you're clinically obese.

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