Keith’s Cocktail Shaker @KeithShaker
KMarko please come back to me! Joined June 2020-
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@MickeyPogg @Wesley_Gest @IwriteOK Lmfao yo if a cop has a gun pulled on you, here’s some advice from personal experience: when they tell you to stop...stop. When they tell you get on the ground...get on the ground. When they tell you to drop the knife...drop the knife. It’s really that simple. You ain’t gunna win
@loganlok @Breaking911 @KittyLists That’s hilarious. I hope they get your momma next time
@anastacia6789 @AlertesInfosUSA @Breaking911 The natural impulse to not get stabbed? Lmfaooo Reality check: West Philly is a majority black area. They burn it down, put blacks outta work/ business so they’re dependent on government welfare. Exactly what White liberals want. Keep blacks on their plantation for the votes
@JuniorReyes17 @Breaking911 @selfdeclaredref Lmfaooo yeah okay. I’m sure the people rioting are really gunna show up to vote. They’re more likely to upvote on reddit than get up to vote in real life
@shamwow712 @Breaking911 Lmfaooo 2500 people were shot and killed by the police in Obama’s last four years. Less than 1500 in Trumps first four years. Find a new slant bro. You wanna change your local police department? Change your local leadership. Trump has no control over it
@UncleChaps Obama left the GOP over 180 vacancies on federal courts. RBG could’ve retired when he was in office and they would’ve been able to nominate a liberal replacement. The Democrats have no one to blame but themselves. They thought Hillary had it in the bag. Too bad, so sad
@rude_41 @KFCBarstool You act like the Patriots have some stacked roster/haven’t lost anyone this year too. They lost the best QB of all time. 2 defensive captains. Havent practiced. Got fucked up by Denver- and you’re still going to say you expected them to beat the defending NFC Champs?? Liar
@rude_41 @KFCBarstool And this ‘bitch ass parody account pussy boy’ had more followers in 3 minutes than you do in 7 months. Probably because you’re a retard
@rude_41 @KFCBarstool Lmfao I can assure you that no one thought signing Cam Newton (who no one else wanted) would make us go 16-0. Most said it would help us go above .500, whicheans we expected to still lose games- especially against KC, SEA and SF because they are legitimate contenders
@rude_41 @KFCBarstool You are going to tell me that coming into the season you thought the Patriots roster was better than the defending NFC Champions? You’re not only retarded, you’re also a liar
@rude_41 @KFCBarstool If you honestly looked at the schedule and the Patriots roster at the start of the season and thought they would beat the defending NFC Champions, you are a retard. Either that or your moms abortion didn’t take, one or the other
@rude_41 @KFCBarstool Wow, very logical. You’re so right. The 49ers are a garbage team then and the Eagles are top tier 😂😂 I guess the Chiefs are garbage too since they lost at home to the Raiders and NE beat them. Did I trigger you....retard?
@rude_41 @KFCBarstool Against the defending NFC Champs when 8 of our players opted out and we lost the face of our franchise? .....Absolutely. What the fuck does home field matter with no fans? Fucking retard
Quid Pro Quo Joe actually did what these lunatic democrats impeached President Trump over. x.com/Rob60965449/st…
@SenMarkey It’s actually not. They have the constitutional authority to do so, and they would actually be breaking precedent/tradition if they didn’t confirm her when they have control of the White House and Senate- despite it being an election year. I’m more educated than my own senator
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Unaroused Linda @unarousedlinda
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Cult of Minihane @ecojarvis
854 Followers 2K Following P1 from Day One. I made the wedding flowers for the peace vigil. survived Madawaska 1. Saco drive in twice. Portland show. parody lol. bigsteve fan. cully sucks
Lou Pole @LouPole413
300 Followers 2K Following wiffle ball legend. prop bet god. all tweets are endorsements and, quite honestly, my religion
Cullinane’s Sound B... @BigStevesBoard
661 Followers 335 Following Mixer/Sampler for the Kirk Minihane Show
Evan Essence @instant_party
494 Followers 2K Following a quote un quote husky accomplice, Vice President in charge of calzones
Jizz-Lane Maxwell @JizzLaneMaxwel
268 Followers 591 Following Minifan since 2016. Born from the feeble mind of an overweight blind man.
Johns golf course @MiniDan87
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Kirk’s Bouncer @BouncerKirks
821 Followers 1K Following Lead the door Crew for @kirkmin & his lunatics. Slightly better at what I do than @davecullinane is at what he does.
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💣 John”The Bomb�... @John_The_Bombb
215 Followers 104 Following John “The Bomb” Bryer. Well let me tell you something, Big Steve. Good wrestler, not as good Red Snapper eater. I drop ‘bows & panties.Parody.
not not keith @kmarkolibstool
28 Followers 98 Following i don’t pout, I work hard (blog here and there) and just wait to be spoken to
KMS Retweets @kms_quotes
458 Followers 718 Following
Dancing Kirk @DancingKirk
868 Followers 4K Following Still Dancing, over all my enemies! My pronouns are nunya/bidness (Parody)
Grampa Carrabis @GrampaCarrabis
25 Followers 29 Following Proud Grandfather to World Series Duckboat Rider @Jared_Carrabis
Kirk Munny @KirkSeamusMunny
129 Followers 214 Following It’s a hell of a thing killing a man on twitter. Take away all he’s got… and all he’s ever gonna have.
Iowa Minifan @IAMinifan
2K Followers 2K Following “Good Minifan” per @KirkMin, “literally the worst” per @Return_of_RB. #VLS #KMS #KirkWasRight
Stacie From Madawaska... @Staciesphone
1K Followers 2K Following I love when Kirk calls me(First on 1/21/2020. Not since 1/11/2023.) Called a drip by Kirk Saco II 7/26/2020. Parody of a real phone in Madawaska.
Blue Collar Kirk @bluecollarkirk
154 Followers 293 Following
Kirky Walnuts @KirkyWalnuts
904 Followers 387 Following Loyle capo to @kirkmin. Parody. Minifan ™️ #KirkWasRight #Gearhead #ThankYouKirk
Court Minihane @mininhane
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Jizz-Lane Maxwell @JizzLaneMaxwel
268 Followers 590 Following Minifan since 2016. Born from the feeble mind of an overweight blind man.
Evan Essence @instant_party
494 Followers 2K Following a quote un quote husky accomplice, Vice President in charge of calzones
Cullinane’s Sound B... @BigStevesBoard
661 Followers 335 Following Mixer/Sampler for the Kirk Minihane Show
Sweater Club Streams @SweaterClubDubz
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Dalearnoldfuxbeyblade... @Dalearnoldfuxb1
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💣 John”The Bomb�... @John_The_Bombb
215 Followers 104 Following John “The Bomb” Bryer. Well let me tell you something, Big Steve. Good wrestler, not as good Red Snapper eater. I drop ‘bows & panties.Parody.
artist formerly known... @blindmikesdaddy
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Grampa Carrabis @GrampaCarrabis
25 Followers 28 Following Proud Grandfather to World Series Duckboat Rider @Jared_Carrabis
Matt from Providence @MattFromProv
2K Followers 152 Following “Remember the name” - Josh Camara Team KMS #20
Pimp Ryan Minihane @GhettoRyanMin
322 Followers 1K Following Been pimping since a teen only album I listen to is chronic 2001 by Dr Dre and smoke weed and my brother Kirk pisses on the floor when he’s drunk KMS for life
Downstairs Area (a gr... @AreaDownstairs
398 Followers 173 Following Took 7 AP classes, maybe more, wasn't even counting.
Jimmy @NotRealDJB
235 Followers 571 Following
Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente
3.9M Followers 2K Following I invented Barstool Sports. 6 time Super Bowl champ. Owner of #DDTG Global. Owner of https://t.co/2YkZbnXoQC A DraftKings Man.
Unaroused Linda @unarousedlinda
344 Followers 371 Following Unaroused gold digger. Proud veteran of the Lambily vs Minifan War 2020.
KMarkos Pedophile Sta... @KeithThePedo
43 Followers 78 Following I’m attracted to 16 year old underlings !
Breaking911 @Breaking911
2.3M Followers 488 Following America’s #1 Alternative News Source | Founded September 2011
Blobe @blobespot
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617 Report @617Report
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Breadline Callahan @BreadLineGerry
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S.E. Robinson @BigSteve2O7
1K Followers 132 Following Proud conservative American think tanker. Ronald Reagan and Paul Revere are my favorite classic Americans. Former American footballer at university. #mentaltime
Maine Wire Jon @MaineWireJon
19K Followers 2K Following Exposing corruption, fraud & failed leadership in Maine. Senior reporter @themainewire / Host of All Politics is Local / No Fear. No Spin.
Cinnamon Lord™️ @OldManKirk1
895 Followers 271 Following Secretary of Labor; 2006 Time Person of the Year; Former 4th Member of Kirk Minihane Show
Sheldon from North Da... @Brandt32
1K Followers 752 Following Live in a small town possibly a redneck, probably a redneck. Staying humble one day at a time.
Boston Radio Watch®�... @bostonradio
50K Followers 17K Following 🇺🇸🇮🇹🎗️Entertainment • Sports • Hits • Sopranos • News • Humor • supporting free expression on ❎ since 2009 • Washed-Up Memory Puller
Ned Snark @SnarkNed
2K Followers 814 Following Mundus vult decipi, ergo decipiatur. The world wants to be deceived, therefore let it be deceived.
Cabaret Kirk @CabaretKirk
403 Followers 430 Following A dancing dream deferred, an untapped toe tapping talent.
Iowa Minifan @IAMinifan
2K Followers 2K Following “Good Minifan” per @KirkMin, “literally the worst” per @Return_of_RB. #VLS #KMS #KirkWasRight
Reverse @reverseminihane
691 Followers 3K Following "they took the red string which bound me to you. they sank it in the bottom of the ocean" - dorothea lasky.
robinsonsBNB @robinsonsBnB
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GIG @NotoriousGIG
2K Followers 1K Following Minifan that makes stuff, Bettah Than It Used To Be, Musician, Businessman, and Meme Aficionado.
Adam In Jersey 🟦 @AdamInJersey
2K Followers 1K Following Jewish Minifan in Jersey. @kirkmin’s #1 Jew. #ThankYouKirk #AmYisraelChai #HamasISIS — Pronouns: Jew/Zionist Backup account: @adaminjersey2
Kirky Walnuts @KirkyWalnuts
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