KeriAnacker @KeriAnacker
Not funnier than my Grandma, I promise you. Joined January 2021-
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@TheTrackGuru The king of all upgrades and free shit...it's not fair lol 🙄
Watching @LastWeekTonight with John Oliver and he reported the shocking stat that 14 million children are in schools that have cops but no nurses, counselors, psychologists, or other support staff...
Y’all ever tried going the speed limit and thought they can’t be serious????😂
i've found that one of the best ways to deal with loss and grieving is humor, and so yesterday when meeting with the funeral director for my fathers services, i get this text message not knowing my sister had his phone
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As we exited the Lincoln Tunnel, our six-year-old turned to me and asked, “What language do they speak in New Jersey?”
Aloha Tower is now lit in the colors of the Ukrainian flag, symbolizing Hawaiʻi’s support for the people of Ukraine. Russia’s ongoing attack on innocent citizens is unconscionable. Hawaiʻi stands with the people of Ukraine in support of their right to democracy and peace.
Beginning March 26, domestic travelers entering Hawaiʻi will no longer need to quarantine or show proof of vaccination or a negative COVID test result.
@mardotleen Ok this hurts me because I'm a Virgo and I'm literally a psychologist lmao
Legendary pro surfer Kelly Slater won the Billabong Pro Pipeline in Hawaii on Saturday against the son of a former rival. The final of the Pipeline pitted Slater against Seth Moniz, a 24-year-old whose father Tony competed against Slater decades ago. kitv.com/news/local/sur…
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Your New Favorite Pizza Is … French? nytimes.com/2022/01/19/din…
Group sat down in front of me at the beach and started playing ~country music~ so naturally I have to leave now
goldilocks was so stupid for not wanting to sleep in a bed too big for her. oh nooo i’m tooo comfy!! shut up
the cdc is just like uhhhh yeah it's totally up to you, I'm honestly down for whatever
@mardotleen I'm so sorry Marleen. I know how you feel and I am thinking of you! Sending you and your family lots of love
@TheTrackGuru I take everything I said back lmao
@TheTrackGuru if Sauce is open, I'm coming lol
I hope this email finds you absolutely wrecked
Mr. President, there are hundreds of military families in Waikiki hotels right now because the US Navy has poisoned their water supply. More than 400,000 residents would be impacted if Honolulu's aquifer is contaminated. #ShutDownRedHill #Hawaii #HInews #WaterIsLife
Every kid in America should be able to turn on the faucet and drink clean water. My Bipartisan Infrastructure Law is going to make that a reality.
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Allrecipes @Allrecipes
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charlie @chunkbardey
99K Followers 913 Following here for a good time and a long time. ultimately a comedian. is this helping??? i have a podcast called @ExplorationLive
Katrina Davis @katrinasivad
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Colt @ColtTTV_
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Maebe it’s Quaranti... @megmarsant333
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BEYONCÉ @Beyonce
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Emma Wiles @emmabwiles
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Kyle Suarez @ksuarz
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amb er @ambahleee
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Forbes @Forbes
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Richa Bhimani @chacharichacha
79 Followers 93 Following A Ship In A Port Is Safe But That's Not What Ships Are Built For -Grace Hopper
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kayla eisenberg @kaylalala44
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May P @MayLynne96
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Key & Peele @KeyAndPeele
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Gary Vaynerchuk @garyvee
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