Crash Test Dumbass @KevinStBaby
don't take anything I post seriously, and if you do just look at my next tweet because every other tweet I post is just nonsense Chicago, IL Joined April 2011-
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No. You don't deserve to be fucked by my legendary penis.
Pregaming being the absolute life of this Halloween party by smoking weed and listening to sad music
Late stage capitalism is when people who bought up property and fucked the housing market go on strike because they can’t force their guests to do domestic labor
We SHOULD sacrıfice one billionaire a week until rent is under $800 again.
Homens literalmente se matam mais que mulheres
Mexican foo: yo who is that Other foo: that’s Elizabeth Holmes First foo: naw but what’s her last name though
you’re laughing. i can’t have my airbnb guests regrout my bathroom & power wash my siding & you’re laughing
I’m Doctor Samuel Loomis. I have a PHD in neuroscience and I’ve worked with mental patients for 20 years. You have a demon in your town. he’s the fucking devil.
People kept saying I needed to watch like like 99 hours on the theranos case and everything Nathan Fielder has ever done to see You Can See Everything and it's like no, you don't? Lol I saw ALL of Nathan for You. Besides understanding his humor it added basically nothing
How I plan to break no contact
I don't understand looksmaxxing like why are you hitting your face with hammers dawg
I genuinely live under a rock if I'm not interested in something. And I fear it's too late to ask but I don't know who Ethan Klein is, like I've heard his name? But couldn't tell you why he was famous, why he got like cancelled or whatever happened? Like I literally do not know.
If I could tear you from the ceilin' I know best have tried I'd fill your every breath with meanin' And find a place we both could hide
Just as IMAX intended. A tiny ass screen with terrible audio.
iPhone Duo is literally an IMAX display in your pocket. The aspect ratio matches almost perfectly.
"open world football game" what the fuck do you mean what the fuck are we doing
EA confirms they are developing an Open World football game and seemingly separate from Madden and College Football. in.ign.com/madden-nfl-27/…
I'm gonna shoot someone in the face I swear to God. Everyone is whiney and annoying lately. Get a grip!!!
Which location
Trader joes cashiers be trying to fuck u
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Steve Thomas @SThomEn
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Barbara H @basia_
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derek guy @dieworkwear
1.6M Followers 1K Following Menswear writer. Editor at @putthison. Bylines at The New York Times, Bloomberg, The Financial Times, Politico, Esquire, and Mr. Porter
wint @dril
1.7M Followers 408 Following welcome to my shit https://t.co/SuXccfQtN7 https://t.co/kHbbE12Ftx https://t.co/uXYQZrfYdk
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Kevin Finnerty @timeimmemorial_
94K Followers 906 Following Mostly Sopranos memes since 2008. Creator of the first glorified crew. RIP SopranosCon 🪦🕊️ Creative Director/Head of Marketing/Artist 👨🚀
Connie @ConnieOnTheKeys
6 Followers 14 Following 24 years young. Proud dog mom, self teaching myself tableau and SQL. Learning more and more everyday.
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ya fuckin bozo @BadaBingBeans
215 Followers 633 Following chronically online and bad takes. tryin to have a good time in life but my bedtime is 9pm
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