Lorenzo Von Matterhorn @Kevonsb
Colossal Town Joined June 2018-
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was half asleep in lecture and someone dropped their metal waterbottle
"PEOPLE NEED ZERO PROOF TO BELIEVE A LIE BUT NEED ENDLESS PROOF IN ORDER TO ACCEPT THE TRUTH"
how it feels to procrastinate when you know a little more effort is worth it
😂😂😂
I’d suck the last dick that was inside of you just to see what you taste like.
“Compro un enano y crece”
entro a instagram todos enamorados,voy a wsp no me habla ni mí viejo,sortean una deuda y me la gano,compro un enano y crece que hdp
Dudes named Frank will be like “let me be frank” but they already are
this girl fainted infront of me today at the mall and they were saying it was probably cos of her low iron but deep down i know the real reason was cos of how good my trim was my barber done me so nicely, he said it should be illegal for how sharp it is.
if i send you this picture, it means i’ll deal with you very soon but you can have fun at the moment
This shit alone better than everything 21 ever put out
Is Kodak Black a overall better artist than YoungBoy and 21 Savage?
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Accidentally beat my shit with peppermint oil, my dick hole over here whistling like 42 dugg
Lmfao this is frying me
Mom was convinced her baby somehow knew they were home every time 😭 But this man had the perfect explanation
nobody knows how much this show means to me like let’s disregard the ending for a sec.. this is the best sitcom to ever be released nothing has topped it
‘How I Met Your Mother’ premiered 21 years ago today.
A truly Legendary intro. How I Met Your Mother is now on Netflix in the US!
😂😂😂😂😂
Back in the early 2000s there was a website called gamefaqs that was a video game forum. My dad saw the URL thought it said gamefags not gamefaqs and beat the shit out of me on a random summer afternoon.
using a towel to dry my hair then dry my balls and then coming back to dry my face again
seen a homeless guy with a sign that said "one day it could be you" so i put my dollar back in my pocket just in case that mf was right
Not even a month he has started speaking spanish fluently 😭😭
Dolly just visited me I’m shaking
The world is weak
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