Key & Peele Quotes @KeyPeeleQuotes
The funniest and most memorable quotes from the Comedy Central skit show #KeyAndPeele *NOT AFFILIATED WITH KEY AND PEELE IN ANY WAY* Joined November 2012-
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Hey good game! SLAP ASS! Good game! SLAAAAP ASS!!
-This person pretend to be straight but he really gay -ME! -..he is living la vita loca -..me -he is a Latin popstar -im not a Latin popstar
Getcha ass out of my office, I will turn you into a SPIDER! ..there good kids.
Just got off work, bout to head to my nigga Moe's to get SHITFACED #TURNUP
Lol Apu always tries talking to me & I'm like I don't speak gibberish lmao nigga crazy
Just go to hoop, eating some clam chowder. Straight up be like: Hm there's potatoes & cream in here SA-LAMMMMM!
Comedy Central is coming out with a bunch of sketch shows now but we all know they can't even touch Key & Peele #ISaysBiiiiiiitch
New Key & Peele sketch youtu.be/b2-35Edz6EU
Hey man wanna play fronthand backhand?
Donkey Teeth...Boise State University
OK I want a platter of stork ankles, an old cellar door, a possum spine and a HUMAN. FOOT.
-Kids you can literally fly! -No not literally -Yes literally! Kids I want you to go up to your roofs right now! Fly into the night sky!
-Balake. Where is Balake at? There's no Balake here today? Yes sir? -My names Blake -Are you out of your god damn mind? Blaaaake. WHAT?
#ItsCrazyHow that German didn't know me and Heinrich Leyroyheimer were negros! He left the cat toy!
-Put that whip down & see what happens -Straight up I dont care what plantation im on im staging a revolt in this motherfucker -Hellz yeah!
Craig I looked this woman in her optic stems and I says I says...I says BIIIIIIITCHHHH!!!
-Hey there he is! How'd it go last night? -Don't want to talk about it. -Well what happened?! -BLACK VAGINA
-RACE WAR!!! ITS A DAMN RACE WAR!!! -Flash mob- flash mob cancelled. Flash mob is cancelled.
-..zombies bit him! -it wasn't a zombie it was a raccoon...Raccoons are zombies right?...No just zombies?..oh shit you just killed Tommy
-Stop it! The costume is awful the impression is played out. Every1 & their mother was Michael Jackson 3 years ago when he died! -..he died?
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