SamwiseTheAsshole @KilljoySam81

Got a useless teaching degree, 5 kids, addiction to horror/comedy movies, video games (xbox) and mtn dew. Not a fan of politicians. TX/MO GT: KilljoySam81 Missouri, USA Joined October 2017

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SamwiseTheAsshole @KilljoySam81

13 hours ago

I'll be honest... I want the government to shut down. I'd be okay if 99.9% of the government officials went on permanent vacation in Syria or Ukraine. We need less government and less dumbass politicians.

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Fight With Memes @FightWithMemes

4 days ago

Imagine how boring life was before we invented science.

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SamwiseTheAsshole @KilljoySam81

6 days ago

Fuck Jimmy Kimmel and anybody crying about him being canceled if they didn't stand up for Gina Carano, Tim Allen, or countless other conservative voices. Crazy that ABC/Disney would take him off air now after just recently settling with Gina over wrongfully firing her though.

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Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson

7 days ago

The same Libs who cancelled: - Rosanne - Dave Chappell - Kill Tony - Tucker Carlson - Megyn Kelly - Shane Gillis - Gina Carano - Hulk Hogan - Russel Brand - Tim Allen - JK Rowling - Kid Rock - Many more… And shot Trump & Charlie… Now want us to feel bad for Jimmy Kimmel? No.

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Nick Sortor @nicksortor

a week ago

Leftists are MELTING DOWN over Disney/ABC pulling Jimmy Kimmel, saying it’s a “violation of free speech”… But they were RADIO SILENT when Disney FIRED @ginacarano for speaking out against COVID mandates They can ALL shut the hell up.

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SamwiseTheAsshole @KilljoySam81

a week ago

The government attacking the first amendment actually tracks. Instead of going after the real issues, go after everyone's right to say things. Just because people hate things that are said doesn't make it hate speech. Until a threat is made, it shouldn't matter what's said.

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SamwiseTheAsshole @KilljoySam81

a week ago

Going forward, I will no longer reply to any profile that isn't using an actual picture of themselves. Especially anime or movie related pfps. If you're too scared to show your face, I'm going to assume you're trying to rage bait or have extremist thoughts.

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SamwiseTheAsshole @KilljoySam81

a week ago

They keep making these movies based on real people but I want to see a movie based on Sam Kinison. He was raw, dirty, and honest. 2025 needs a shot of Kinison so bad. #HollywoodIsTooScared

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I Am Leah @Bossy_Leah

a week ago

Pam Bondi…Hate speech does not exist. There is free speech, and then there are exceptions like threats and harassment that are criminal. People are allowed to be hateful. Could they lose their jobs? Yes. Should they be shunned? Yes. Should they be arrested? No.

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SamwiseTheAsshole @KilljoySam81

2 weeks ago

These @dallascowboys are one of the worst teams I've seen them trot out in the last 25 years and that includes the dark era. No defense, minimal offense against good teams, and terrible play calling. I'm glad we overpaid for certain players but tried low balling all pros.

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SamwiseTheAsshole @KilljoySam81

2 weeks ago

One of my absolute favorite things to watch is when @joerogan has his guests try smelling salts on the @joeroganhq . I giggle like a school girl every fucking time.

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SamwiseTheAsshole @KilljoySam81

2 weeks ago

I fear that @charliekirk11 is just the start of the attack on the conservatives. The right and alt- right need to prepare for bad times and conflict from the left. I feel it will only get worse until conservatives decide to put foot in ass.

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SamwiseTheAsshole @KilljoySam81

2 weeks ago

No one should die for their political opinion. If you start killing your enemy, your side has declared itself as being unable to win through fair conditions. At that point, you've become a domestic terrorist. #PrayForCharlieKirk