TheHonorable Sheriff @KingDavidPI
This is a political parody of a political parody. Any resemblance to people real or fictitious is purely for the purpose of satire. The Land of Sir David, Florida Joined April 2015-
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@HamillHimself Amazed how great the acting career went after Star Wars. Think calling you an actor is fraud!!
@WKRG Click the seatbelt, pull the door handle and push the passenger out... Click, Pull, Push. As easy as 1,2,3
@weartv And not even a deputy....
@mynbc15 See we do occasionally make an arrest for a sex crime EC...
@NBCNews @WEARDanielg Do the crime.... Do the time.....
Idiot Fredo needs to have a badge before he can threaten people....
@HayleyMinogueTV Example of what’s happens when you cross the Sheriff. You get sent to KY.........
@pnj As Chief Haines always says, women should be in the home and not behind the wheel.....
So our local media isn’t jaded yet one of their crew tweets all these lefty propaganda pieces... yeah you @WEARDanielg
“My dad didn’t do nothing. He’s not a criminal,” said an 11-year-old girl as US immigration authorities detained 680 undocumented workers in Mississippi this week. "Government, please put your hearts — let my parents be free with everybody else, please.” cnn.it/2MSfu9d
I get called in to do all the cavity searches for the hotties, male or female!!! Inwould@have found that stash...
Police say a woman found with meth in her vagina claims it isn't hers: mynbc15.com/news/offbeat/p… Bet you thought you wouldn't be reading that sentence today, huh?
Don’t rip them away. Send them with their criminal parents....
"Please don't leave the childs with cryingness and everything...I need my dad by me." Watch this. Ask yourself what we're doing. What we're tolerating. What we stand for. There are many complicated issues we face today -- ripping kids away from their parents is not one of them.
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“The need was because the local community that lives it, breathes it, feels it — knows what is not right — asked for federal help and resources,” said the U.S. Attorney for the Northern District of Florida. pnj.com/story/news/cri…
What an absolute loser. But he is still cute...
Before attending funeral service in Ciudad Juárez, Mexico, for El Paso mass shooting victim, Beto O'Rourke tells @ABC: "The only way to truly demonstrate how closely knit these communities are is for me to walk over and be with those who have suffered." abcn.ws/2yNnmRm
God Bless Donald Trump... Damn mayor Pete is a bitch!!!!
At times like this, it would be helpful if our country had a president.
Could we install hasps on areas of the county to keep their garbage in.
The FWC implores people to use the hasps to retrofit their garbage cans, saying it's one of the best and cheapest ways to keep bears from wandering into neighborhoods. pnj.com/story/news/201…
Yeah resign! Maybe I should extend the purge. But it’s hard to get yes men. Right #chiefchipsimmons, #chieferichaines
Interim EMS manager Leon Salter and EMS Capt. Jim Bonoyer resigned from the county this week. pnj.com/story/news/201…
Just missed the cut to have been on this seasons @areyoutheone
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