KnickerTwisted @KnickerTwisted
That just twists my knickers, alright? Joined September 2012-
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There are a few things we cannot explain in this world, So...that's about it, when it comes to that.
@SFBZach great! Happy to be tweeting again.
If you don't ever shave your chest hair into a bikini, how will you know you make people throw up in their mouths and swallow it again?
@fairicbaptist @fairictrophy how do I? Wha? I can't even. Ugh!!!!
OK so here's what's not up, after all...overpriced lattes.
Bigots are not funny. Big butts can be. Big butts shouldn't necessarily be, and aren't always funny but I am not ruling them out altogether.
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Some of you are annoying. And biblically that is not a virtue people. Be winsome. Do your job well. @ericmetaxas #MetaxasPrager
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@steffoff @LzbethRachael thanks, chica!
@LzbethRachael @steffoff it's cereal night, kids!!!
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@steffoff @LzbethRachael my favorite Facebook statuses, braggadocio better than everyone BOLONEY!
@steffoff @LzbethRachael "cookies baked, windows cleaned, kids bathed &sitting quietly, jam is canned, my life is perfect, too bad you suck"
@SFBZach @LzbethRachael if I don't even do that????
Says one bird to another, "I'm beginning to think humans don't realize that a turd endowment is our highest expression of honor."
@LzbethRachael @SFBZach @living_honestly @DonnaGeee @MatthewSCoker I have been lazy.
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