none of you are seeing heaven @Kristentative
graduated college despite overwhelming personal flaws. 'she loves milk, botch' isicetdead.com Minneapolis, MN Joined February 2011-
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@womenrvrybad @adm_ezri @alysthots @____katieee Murder famously leaves evidence behind, guy who is either 14 years old or the most incredible loser I have ever heard of
@womenrvrybad @alysthots @____katieee OP here, you have selected the dumbest possible way to “interpret” this data. Sex crime rarely results in conviction, and you know that. I’m quoting a college PowerPoint I saw in 2015. I’m not twisting some stats, I’m sharing a story from real life. Go outside. Chortle my balls.
@ralseilover @____katieee I’m sorry I do not know where the statistic in the presentation came from, this was 2015. It’s a notoriously difficult stat to measure, as people get pressured/threatened to drop charges, most cases are very difficult to prove, and most victims do not report. CI is wide
@AjaxAJaxon @____katieee I know you bots are all searching the words “sexual assault” right now to auto-reply denying the existence of rape to farm engagement and foster hatred among people, but for once couldn’t you just eat one billion thumbtacks instead? Couldn’t you just call your mom and apologize?
@czmarks @____katieee I feel like I’m covered in slime having a freak like you replying on a random reply of mine. Chew glass and swallow hard.
@md_eeznuts @____katieee You have got to be the dumbest motherfucker I’ve ever seen
@womenrvrybad @kvltfvcker @____katieee Me when I win with the coveted shut-in NEET semen-crusted misogynist MAGA crowd
@womenrvrybad @staygroovii @____katieee You need to go outside. There is no epidemic of men’s lives being ruined by false accusations. There are real people every day having their lives ruined by actual sexual assault.
Anyway one thing I wish we got a little more comfortable saying is that the reason that rape and sexual assault are ubiquitous experiences in women’s lives is because they are not outlier male behavior.
Cities are currently discussing the "problem of ebikes".
Let me consult my council of enablers about this
I actually think if they put up a highway sign like this near the dunwoody exit it could do wonders
*slams fist on table* NEVER say that again. You are NOT nothingburger, god damn it. You’re everythingburger to me, WITH a side of fries.
if you got a chip on your shoulder…im gonna eat it! #FatGuy
@ThickalusCage @PotatoDoggies @AbortionChat This has literally been happening in Texas for years now. Where have you been? The law is written loosely enough that doctors will not risk being sued even to save a life. My sister needed a lifesaving D&C and was able to receive it bc ppl like you don’t write our laws here.
@xzcielz What the hell I actually burst into tears in the last two seconds. Burst into tears in real life. What the hell
@Lam_mour @LyssAnthrope The phrase “frivolous abortions” is killing me. I love that you think people are just going “ah, fuck it, might just frolic over and have a painful medical procedure with several days required recovery. Haha I’m so zany.” You really think other people are evil strawmen
Sophia @ab51562017
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em @ylimeschimdt
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Mike Shirek @m_shirek
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em @ylimeschimdt
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