No-Cents @LButtchugg
I will eat your children Joined March 2014-
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Chrometophobia is the fear of money.
wanted: a dog that can use a toilet and feed itself and maybe clean my room and do my laundry. tuxedo optional
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W.W.S.B.J.D. (What would skateboard Jesus do) #whatisthemeaningoflife #sk8rboi
Whoa homies, it's time that you replaced that "Crip walk" with a Christ walk, tear up that heavenly dance floor!
The ancient Greeks believed that red heads would turn into vampires after they died.
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geeking out over here to the game of thrones opening music
Being a real adult is being able to finally admit you're Hufflepuff
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J'ARRAMOND WEEMS @MC_NIGGER
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FigurativeTweetz @FigurativeTweet
16 Followers 106 Following What would _________ have said on Twitter? These are figurative tweets from prominent figures who tragically never had the opportunity to tweet for themselves.
Aaron Cohen @ImpressarioGLUE
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NeddaHedderwick @NeddaHedderwick
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49 Followers 283 Following I fell for you, what a fucking mistake that turned out to be.
AileeMacRone @AileeMacRone
71 Followers 315 Following Better to be hated, than loved for what you're not.
JohnetteWooley @JohnetteWooley
71 Followers 269 Following I love making you laugh because for those few seconds, I made you happy and seeing you happy, it makes me happy too.
AurelieBorgogni @AurelieBorgogni
73 Followers 363 Following Twitter is like high school; once something happens, everybody instantly knows about it.
EmelitaMacElmee @EmelitaMacElmee
70 Followers 402 Following Some of the best things in life are mistakes.
RandiMarechau @RandiMarechau
65 Followers 280 Following I'm not afraid of telling you my feeling, but what i fear is what you will say back.
Mabe @mbcnav
28 Followers 218 Following No tengo raza, ni credo, ni religion, especie por determinar...
GilbertinaGraha @GilbertinaGraha
98 Followers 363 Following Overthinking killed my happiness. Insecurites killed my self esteem. Lies killed my trust
AubineAshhurst @AubineAshhurst
70 Followers 335 Following Just because I'm not talking, doesn't mean I'm in a bad mood. Sometimes I just like to be quiet.
ClaretteQueyeir @ClaretteQueyeir
86 Followers 345 Following I don't want to get attached to anyone, anymore.
AlexineFrog @AlexineFrog
27 Followers 198 Following A real man never stops trying to show his girl how much she means to him, even after he's got her.
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49 Followers 260 Following I text you because I want to have a conversation with you, not to get one word answers.
LouisaBeeston @LouisaBeeston
48 Followers 211 Following Sometimes, it's not the person you miss, it's the feelings and moments you had with them.
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56 Followers 281 Following You're not perfect, but you're all I want.
AurieBeaufoy @AurieBeaufoy
1 Followers 31 Following I want a relationship where we can act like idiots, talk about the most random stuff, share music, and never get tired of each other 3
WilonaPeereboom @WilonaPeereboom
35 Followers 274 Following Tell the truth, or someone will tell it for you.
JuninaHorta @JuninaHorta
55 Followers 265 Following I am myself. Sorry if I don't fit your standards
KerianneOdi @KerianneOdi
82 Followers 375 Following I still miss you, but not like I did before. The intense aching I felt isn't there anymore.
IndieWild @IndieWildMusic
257 Followers 634 Following IndieWild is the place for indipendent music artists to put their music to the ultimate test! Weekly music competitions, cash prizes and Wild tunes!
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60 Followers 243 Following Loving you was the best thing that had ever happened to me. It hit me with the most pleasant feelings in the whole world.
ErenaGarrihy @ErenaGarrihy
92 Followers 409 Following Just because I'm nice to you, doesn't mean I like you. It just means I'm not rude .
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57 Followers 381 Following When you want them, they don't want you. When they want you, you don't want them. When you both want each other, something messes it up.
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45 Followers 250 Following You're kinda, sorta, basically, pretty much always on my mind.
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96 Followers 367 Following This was my first love. She was the first to go and when she left me for you... I was the last to know.
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119 Followers 448 Following Sometimes you just have to say what's in your heart, and not just what you think someone wants to hear.
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74 Followers 349 Following If a girl can put up with you through your worst days, and still stick with you and your mistakes, then you shouldn't let her go.
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76 Followers 334 Following Life is short. Break the rules. Forgive quickly.Kiss slowly. Love truly. Laugh uncontrollably and never regret anything that made you smile.
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93 Followers 159 Following
maren @marenmasterflex
76 Followers 182 Following when people get a little too chummy with me I like to call them by the wrong name to let them know I don't really care about them
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Not A Cop @NotAPoliceman
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