Long Form Census @LFCensus
Definitely not the Canadian Long Form Census Canada Joined July 2010-
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Q. 5862 The Feds have ordered back to work legislation for a) Air Canada b) Canada Post c) Luongo? #census
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Q. 384 Marriage is between a) a man & woman b) 2 people c) 2 optimists d) a FIL & a shotgun? #census
Q. 419 SftT stands for a) Speech from the Throne b) that hissing noise you make when you are disgusted with something? #census
Q. 4865 Speaker will be decided by a) secret ballot b) arm wrestling c) first to catch an electric blue lobster? #census
Q. 5854 Can you say caucus without giggling? #census
Q. 936 The Winnipeg NHL team will be called the a) Jets b) Forks c) Mosquitoes d) Bettman Can Suck Its? #census
Q. 9527 Harper govt recycling program forces MPs to reuse a) paper b) plastics c) ideas d) staffers? #census
Q. 4964 Harper's visit to Afghanistan marks the beginning of a) Operation Wind-Down b) Operation Same Crap, Different Name? #census
Q. 86268 If Canada Post goes on strike, will anyone notice? #census
Q. 297 What is in George Lepp's pockets a) nothing (including fabric) b) the one ring c) his twitter? #census
Q. 5863 The NDP is a) the official opposition b) a hoola hoop c) all of the above? #census
Q. 4859 Candidates who lose federal elections are saddled with a) a sense of defeat b) debt c) Senate appointments? #census
Q. 4287 Tony Clement becomes Minister in charge of a) Treasury Board b) Gazebos c) Pork d) those are the same thing? #census
Q. 4853 Bev Oda is now Minister of a) International Co-operation b) AutoPens c) Hiding d) Staffer Speedbumps? #census
Q. 41 Which Cabinet position remains empty: Minister of a) Common Sense b) Silly Walks c) Smaller Government? #census
Q. 8417 Iggy took a job at a) Harvard b) U of T c) Didn't Come Back for U? #census
Q. 49748 How long before you are restricted to 5 google searches per day: a) when Parliament resumes b) next year c) IMMIDIATELY!!!? #census
Q. 386 Harper claims the costs of the following will not rise a) F35s b) FUs c) both a and b? #census
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