LabVIEW BORAT @LabVIEW_BORAT
Technical Learnings of LabVIEW for Make Benefit Glorious World of Test Austin, TX Joined July 2012-
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Am run VI Analyzer on Skippy LabVIEW codings;after 20 minute get insane error & crash. Great success! Is not only me with confusion of code!
Internets photo remind of good times of Russia. Sochi is not so good for fishing; only catch crappie
Qayırlı tañ Mr. Spammer! FYI same phone number is fine in first 20 of post. Next 40 is make annoy of valuable potential customer.
Uttar Pradesh is new consultor center of LabVIEW developing. So many Lucknow posting offer of services. VERY NICE!
Error Condition: Nonexistent GPIB board. #FiveWordTechHorrors
The code is self documenting #FiveWordTechHorrors
Just use LabVIEW Actor Framework - #FiveWordTechHorrors
Am read about #LabVIEW bookmark today. Still use 2012, but am sure to place #PieceOfCrap mark in all of Snippet codings
"Smell of Hell" is any codings of Snippet. Am swimming in septic tank having no life coat and hear flushing... dadhacker.com/blog/?p=1274
Just discover special vi for home made script langauge that is script translator. Is like translate Esperanto to Uzbek. Why & who is care?
What is best way of find new jobs? Monster is for gypsy & hack; linkingins update is tell to all comrades @ work...
Is confirm. Snippet was hack and not should write of programs. Blame is on his old boss and now I am need take of Valium to complete task...
Comment in VI: This VI starts a test. What? Not "fancy" enough for you? VI is broken & in <instr.lib>. Calls app code VI. FANCY. NOT!
If LabVIEW is US Government, everything keep run except when code of noob politician contain insane object. Pair programming for noobs!
If Microsoft is US Government, shutdown require 5 update & 2 reboot. If Google is US Government, ony get "aw, snap" but start up where crash
Am know that Windows is need total replace. LV2013 Windows Runtime download =257.26 MB; Mac OSX=47.92MB; Linux=36.82MB.
Am found comment in VI: "Fixed numerous bugs that were causing 'worthless piece of shit software syndrome'". Is make my day!
Old station rename to BOTD (Bank of Technical Debt) Am put in card but told owe too much-come back w/ payment of new hardware & gypsy tears
Is only July but smelling BBQ & Shiner Bock in head-hope test of Boomerang tuned for varmint available after drinking goo.gl/GePid
Pass StationGlobal as parameter to dynamic call of sequence then into VI & update same global by use sequence context. VERY NICE... NOT!

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