Zewe @LabanZewe

| Undefined | Kwale Joined January 2012

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Marc Lamont Hill @marclamonthill

4 weeks ago

My 3 year old is currently outraged… I mean full scream and cry… because I offered him “milk and a banana.” When I asked him what he wanted instead, he said, with a straight face, “banana and milk!”

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Micah🩵 @ballerbaby____

4 weeks ago

I will stop that microwave at 0:01 NOBODY GOT TIME for all dat Hooting & Hollering😭😭😂

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Ellabella @Nuellababyboo

a month ago

Salary week, but salary weak.

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Dear Son. @DearS_o_n

a month ago

Men can stay up til 2 a.m., wake up at 6, be in debt, broke, alone, and still have faith that one day, everything will work out. It's called being a man.

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Nengi U. 🎨⚖️ @NengusArts

a month ago

Idk if I should say secure the bag or get that bread…

Catholic Supremacist (Not a man) @CatholicAwesome

a month ago

Idk if I should say secure the bag or get that bread…

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Road Safety and Safe Driving Practices @road_driving

2 years ago

per passo sharing

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AKARIZA. @buccura

2 months ago

Blame it on the ruler 💀

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Safaricom be like: Oh, you like this cheap bundle? Next time we'll hide it from the main page. Oh, you found it after multiple menus? Guess what, it now costs 10 bob extra. Oh, you paid for it 3 times after the price hike? Fuck you, the bundle no longer exists on offer for you.

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the other guy @barryblack___

2 months ago

“excellent question. can anyone here try answer what Ms. Madikizela asking. let’s have an open discussion as a class”😭

Lisakhanya @lee_Duruwe_

2 months ago

“excellent question. can anyone here try answer what Ms. Madikizela asking. let’s have an open discussion as a class”😭

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faith @faiththegemini

2 months ago

when the washer and dryer did their job and now it’s time to do yours

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Ally Fogg @AllyFogg

2 months ago

I once asked a lawyer* why legal terms are in Latin & he pointed out that definitions in English drift & migrate through usage but using a dead language made it more likely that definitions would remain static over years & centuries. Rare example of a lawyer* making a good point.

Anon Opin. @anon_opin

2 months ago

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aman. @howuxdoinn

2 months ago

Finding old music you used to love is like getting back in touch with an old friend.

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Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov

2 months ago

the best sweater ever

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Ivy Chelimo (Boset) @_chelimo_

2 months ago

Mutoriah because what did he mean, “Called to let you know, I’m taken but available for you.”

HIM🐐 @ComedianMwirigi

2 months ago

Mutoriah because what did he mean, “Called to let you know, I’m taken but available for you.”

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Vivian @suchnerve

3 months ago

I hope the developers of the VLC app are having a good day. (If you don’t know what that is: Free media playback app available on pretty much every platform. Zero ads, zero bloat, full compatibility with nearly every video & audio format in circulation. Gold standard software.)

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Lukas Not Podolski @OtitoNosike

3 months ago

My theory on why the world continues as it is—even after someone dies—is because the world, as it is, is not self-aware. It cannot be. It is a containment system. A loop disguised as a planet. A running program with just enough randomness to mimic freedom, just enough color to…

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Car Guy @carguy_KE

3 months ago

KIA blindspot monitor. pretty cool

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aditi @adititeaa

3 months ago

my college professor once told us: "go have fun the entire day, but once you're back home, study for just 2 hours. you'll be in a completely different league" few know how deep this is

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Muganda Clay @mqhlay

3 months ago

That's not a threat to food security -- they're going to use the fertiliser for farming... Even if they sell it, it will still be used for farming... 🤔

Cabinet Secretary Agriculture & Livestock Dev't @CS_MoALD

3 months ago

That's not a threat to food security -- they're going to use the fertiliser for farming... Even if they sell it, it will still be used for farming... 🤔