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@TheSchwinger Did any of the boys stop by to play? Did you want me to pick you up early?

@TheSchwinger I made your coffee extra hot because it's so chilly outside. I also gave you an extra brownie with your lunch. Call me if you need to be picked up sooner than 5. Don't get upset if the boys don't show up, since it's Christmas Eve.

@TheSchwinger Well, I swear I wasn't eavesdropping, but a few days ago I heard her tell her friend that she should join her and Carl some time because Carl gave her a cream pie that was too much for just one person.

@TheSchwinger You should talk to Lindsay and see if her boyfriend will bake you some pies. Supposedly they taste delicious.

@TheSchwinger I never understood why you were so fascinated with this number. You wanted it for every team you were on. Does this have an inappropriate connotation? Is this the reason your cousin used to refer to your jerseys as "those pervert jerseys"?????

@TheSchwinger Your cousin David was talking about getting his son a new PlayStation. Ask him if he'll sell you the old one. But my hairdresser's daughter makes extra money with a company called Only Fans. We don't know what she sells, but it sounds like sports clothing or something.

@TheSchwinger No. I think this should just be sent back. It says this flashlight is $80!!!! It looks like you may have to contact someone named Riley Reid about it. I can take care of it if you'd like.

@TheSchwinger Speaking of God, a box came for you today from a company called Adam & Eve. I accidentally opened it and the invoice said it's a flashlight. I'm glad you're getting into the Scriptures, but we have two flashlights already. We didn't need a third one.

@TheSchwinger Your derrière wasn't as smooth and as firm as hers was.

@TheSchwinger Even the nice young ladies next to us were making comments about it.

@TheSchwinger Isn't this the thing you posted that inappropriate photo on?

@TheSchwinger Are you still harping on the coffee thing? I wouldn't have had to use it if you wouldn't have lost all my coasters because you used them as pretend pucks inside the house. And don't forget to empty the garbage can. I cleaned the litter boxes but I can't lift the bag.

@TheSchwinger You should see if that goalie you called Butterball is available to play. He was a plump little rascal, wasn't he?

@Schwinghammer69 I shared so much that I ran out of things to share.

@Schwinghammer69 I don't understand what this means. How do you ride a mustache? This doesn't make sense.

@Schwinghammer69 You should call your little friends and see if they want to play some time.