Lakshay Gaur @LakshayGaur2
Jabb personality ho pathetic toh kya karega aesthetic? Jaipur, India Joined October 2012-
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It do be like that sometimes
Today at SpaceX is about practicing Starship engine starts. Ship is held down by massive pins while engines are fired. Two starts completed, about to try a third.
I miss January when our only worries were World War 3.
The only way I'm getting followers is if I start a cult and hand out money that I don't have.
elon musk and grimes baby when they ask it how to pronounce it’s name on the first day of preschool #XAEA12
Everyone's a gangsta till a guy pulls out an undercooked bat and eats it
Too young to die, too old to eat off the kids menu, what a stupid age I am
+a million to this
*my doctor after finding out that I'm not drinking 8 glasses of water* I will now diagnose you with broken bones disease
Today the CEO of my startup (@myHQSpace) said if I got Twitter famous how he could use it to his advantage. I mean what do people think that they can buy me out for a product that allows people to book a coworking space online in Delhi NCR region for as low as Rs. 200/ day?
I really like to say “aisa log bolte hai, main nahi” right after I say something very controversial just to be politically correct and that’s what I like to call “Baaton ka condom” Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.
Cellphone, wallet, keys, the holy trifecta of a minimalistic male travel
"my lonely is mine. now your lonely is somebody else's. made by somebody else and handed to you. ain't that something? a secondhanded lonely." toni morrison is the love of my life.
If you're gonna be a bell end be a selfless bell end
Hot take! : Thor buys beer, opens them, puts some strombreaker/mjolnr shavings in, asks Dr strange to seal it with the time stone and holds out his hand whenever he wants a beer
Dietitian: You need to stop eating chocolate and should probably start exercising Me: No D: The last person who didn't follow my instructions died M: That's horrible D: In a plane crash M:That sounds unrelated D: I crashed the plane, don't @ me bro
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