Lamphier Logic @LamphierLogic
Joined December 2011-
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"A chicken is not an animal. Chicken is meat. A hen is an animal. But humans are animals. Men are meat. Wait..." #LamphierLogic
"Bull testicles are not full of semen! Do you think testicles are just full of semen? There's nothing wrong with eating bull testicles."
"Drinking water is especially rewarding, because after I drink the water, I can suck it out of my mustache. *SLUUURP*." #LamphierLogic
"Radio is literally the best movie ever made." #LamphierLogic
"Zdeno Chara must have a huge dick. Like, he's 2 feet taller than me, so proportionally in inches-of-dick-to-feet..." #LamphierLogic
"I feel like quitting heroine would be easier than starting heroine. I mean, you need to find a dealer. From there it's all smooth sailing."
"No one is identical... even twins have different hands." #LamphierLogic
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