Jon M. Dough @LastManEver

Perk 3? Day drinking without the worry of judgment or responsibility.

Perk #2: not having woman drama in your life. Oh but how I do miss the sensual curves of her body. Thank god for an infinite amount of porn.

Perks of being the last man alive? Being the tallest man alive.

I sure do miss how things used to be. You know, before Bieber fever struck and killed everyone...

As @3eb would say: "I've never been so alone"

I sure don't miss having all that girl drama.

It's weird knowing that I'm the only one who remember Tay Zonday and the greatness that was Chocolate Rain.

#itssadwhen my most recent "partner", a body pillow, dumps me because I don't communicate well. #missinher yfrog.com/h4q47ykj

Theory 146: everyone is actually still alive and I'm dead, stuck in limbo... #scared #didntmakeitto21

Theory 26 why everyone disappeared: no one really was alive in the first place and we were living a lie. Just like #LOST !

I just broke five pencils in half. I am officially the strongest man alive! #alone http://yfrog.com/h0v8iuvj

You know when your back itches and your friend has to itch bc it's so hard to reach? Yeah. I don't have anyone to itch mine anymore.

I'm still hoping Ashton Kutcher will pop out yelling I've been PUNK'D. "Surprise everyone is still alive!" :[ http://yfrog.com/h7cnrgrj

Still trying to cope with the fact that everyone in the world was killed by #bieberfever. #damnyoubieber http://yfrog.com/hstmqokj

Abstinence has never been so easy... :-/ #TeamNoSex #lonely #justsaying

Now that everyones gone I don't have to worry about being judged for my love of Grey's Anatomy... #McDreamy > #McSteamy

Games arent very fun when the only person you have to play with is yourself... #LME #justsaying http://yfrog.com/hscy9pzj

Since I'm the only one alive I'm single and lonely everyday, no need to dwell on it on Valentines day. #thissucks #justsaying

Sexting isn't all it's cracked up to be when you're the only person alive :[ http://yfrog.com/h3opfnj

Thought ab going on a bike ride but the only bike around is this tandem bicycle. I feel so pathetic & lonely #LME http://yfrog.com/h0dmkqlj